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Jesus “Hulk” Christ

By Jill on 5.25.2005

Would you pay more than $10,000 for a painting of a beefed-up Jesus muscling his way off the cross? Cuz someone would.

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7 Responses

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    Quisp 5.25.2005 at 8:46 pm |

    Did you see The Pain Comics “Jesus vs. Jeezus?” Go to the archives and click on that title (he doesn’t permalink his archives for some reason).

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    Mike M. 5.25.2005 at 8:48 pm |

    So that’s the religious might righties have been claiming all these years? When a beefed-up Jesus knocks down my door perhaps maybe I’ll make my way to church.

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    Quisp 5.25.2005 at 8:49 pm |

    Forget the instruction above. This is the link.

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    mythago 5.25.2005 at 9:48 pm |

    It’s a Vallejo painting. Weirdness abounds.

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    matt 5.25.2005 at 11:24 pm |

    I’m pretty sure I’d pay about $10 million for a muscle bound Jesus carrying a cross. Not a painting of him. But actually him. I would keep him on my mantle and gaze at him adoringly three times a day.

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    jam 5.26.2005 at 6:29 am |

    Puny humans love one another or Jesus will smash!

    gotta say: that painting is wicked!
    wicked COOL!

    tho’ not as cool as the t-shirts sported by Promisekeepers several years ago in Seattle featuring Jesus doing pushups with the cross on his back under the logo: No Pain, No Gain

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    The Other Dark Meat 5.26.2005 at 12:36 pm |

    Blessed are the ripped, for they shall inherit Ca

    Millennial religions generally share a number of characteristics…

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