Jesus “Hulk” Christ

Would you pay more than $10,000 for a painting of a beefed-up Jesus muscling his way off the cross? Cuz someone would.

7 comments for “Jesus “Hulk” Christ

  1. Quisp
    May 25, 2005 at 8:46 pm

    Did you see The Pain Comics “Jesus vs. Jeezus?” Go to the archives and click on that title (he doesn’t permalink his archives for some reason).

  2. May 25, 2005 at 8:48 pm

    So that’s the religious might righties have been claiming all these years? When a beefed-up Jesus knocks down my door perhaps maybe I’ll make my way to church.

  3. Quisp
    May 25, 2005 at 8:49 pm

    Forget the instruction above. This is the link.

  4. mythago
    May 25, 2005 at 9:48 pm

    It’s a Vallejo painting. Weirdness abounds.

  5. matt
    May 25, 2005 at 11:24 pm

    I’m pretty sure I’d pay about $10 million for a muscle bound Jesus carrying a cross. Not a painting of him. But actually him. I would keep him on my mantle and gaze at him adoringly three times a day.

  6. jam
    May 26, 2005 at 6:29 am

    Puny humans love one another or Jesus will smash!

    gotta say: that painting is wicked!
    wicked COOL!

    tho’ not as cool as the t-shirts sported by Promisekeepers several years ago in Seattle featuring Jesus doing pushups with the cross on his back under the logo: No Pain, No Gain

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