Link to me, or the Bible gets it!
Alright, people, I’m gonna get tough. You know what I want, and you’d better give it to me.
I’ve got a bible here, and a 44oz. Diet Coke…lots of liquid containing a diuretic, to boot. In about an hour, I figure my bladder is going to be pretty full. You know what could happen.
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Pft. I’m sure as hell not stopping him.
Is it possible to mail him a case of Diet Coke and take away his house key? Nothing personal against PZ, of course, but…
Obviously, he should be checking the Weather Channel to see what the wind conditions are up in the Great White North.
Or checking for a nearby vent.
Bible as disease vector?
ummm, which bible? I may be OK with the desecration of one I think is schlock
The Bible, son. It’s the prankster’s Bible.
argh argh requisite note about how not all christians are oppressive fanatics and I’m very offended and blah blah blah blah blah.
I feel better now.
We need to get Newsweek on this speedy quick.