Day: June 30, 2005

An Oddity

Ever since Johnny Depp first appeared to me in a dream (in which we hung out at his parents’ house, who were Mormon, and he was the oldest of ten brothers and sisters all of whom named Fawn, and I…

Blugh

The kindly professor thought he was being clever with his “freak Lauren out by pretending to not freak her out” fish eggs thing, but Melanie takes the cake for inadvertenly scaring the crap out of me. Literally. I mean, I’m…