“I haven’t worn blue eye shadow since the seventh grade when I was in the Girl Scouts”

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22 Responses

  1. 1
    Ryan 8.3.2005 at 11:26 pm |

    Should I be the first to type, “Awesome post”?

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    Boinkette 8.4.2005 at 3:04 am |

    I’ll be the second!

    Good job catching Katherine Harris red-handed–or rather, blue-eyeshadowed–in her pathetic attempt to weasel out of taking responsibility for her bad makeup choices ;-)

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    Roxanne 8.4.2005 at 8:37 am |

    Well, you know how I feel about the blue eye shadow.

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    STP 8.4.2005 at 8:50 am |

    Maybe that’s not eye shadow. It could just be the color of her face in those areas. She might simply be showing the first signs of rot.

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    cuddlefish 8.4.2005 at 8:52 am |

    Thanks for the eye opener. *sigh* I need to find a new shade.

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    Thomas 8.4.2005 at 9:04 am |

    She really strikes me as ugly, but the focus on beauty myth lately has me examining why that is. She doesn’t have unpleasant features. Her makeup isn’t flattering, true, but that’s hardly something I have trouble overlooking. A lot of it is her facial expressions — she smirks and sneers like a running-dog of the Republicans, which she is. But at the end of the day, I think I just see her as unattractive because she’s mean, dumb and a partisan Republican. I don’t like the look of her because I don’t like her.

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    Chris Clarke 8.4.2005 at 9:16 am |

    I like smirking, sneering women. Of course it depends what they sneer at.

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    Twisty 8.4.2005 at 9:20 am |

    Well, there’s one way to make sure newspapers don’t “colorize” your makeup, and that’s to not fucking wear any.

    And she is ugly. Fucktardedness has chiseled all the attractiveness right out of her.

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    Pepper 8.4.2005 at 10:22 am |

    Actually, her desperate attempt to create cheekbones distresses me more than the blue eyeshadow. What a desperate move on her part – a bizarre twist on blaming the media. Now she’s blaming them for making her look bad!

    But, in the second picture, I could have sworn that was Patricia Heaton.

  10. 10
    Lauren 8.4.2005 at 10:24 am |

    Yo, we don’t like Patricia Heaton either. (drink my kool-aid)

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    Shankar Gupta 8.4.2005 at 10:29 am |

    I also find people that disagree with me ugly! Yeah!

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    Anne 8.4.2005 at 10:44 am |

    She’s got the cocked eyebrow down pat!

    I could care less what she looks like; I’m more interested in her politics. Which suck. So she sucks by association.

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    Heliologue 8.4.2005 at 11:20 am |

    She’s ugly because whatever she actually looks like is covered up by her pathetic attempts at “beauty.”

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    holly 8.4.2005 at 11:43 am |

    I guess I don’t think it benefits us as women to tear down each other on the basis of appearance. Sure it’s fun but it leaves us all more vulnerable to attacks of the same sort, too much makeup, not enough, not the right kind etc. There are enough things to attack the likes of Katherine Harris about, who cares what she looks like.

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    Liberal Serving 8.4.2005 at 12:06 pm |

    Newslinks: Hypercritical Christian Hypocrites

    Katherine Harris Smokes Crack, Blames ‘Media’ For Bad Make-Up [Tampa Tribune]Yup, Hillary’s Gone So Far Right, She Scares Wingnuts [Mercury News]Britain Battling Post-Attack Racist Backlash [Sify]Cloning: How To [Reuters]Hypercritical Christian Hyp…

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    Liberal Serving 8.4.2005 at 1:29 pm |

    How’s Hey Dumbass, How’s This For Some Retouching?

    thanks for the image research to wonkette

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    Ledasmom 8.4.2005 at 2:15 pm |

    I don’t understand the point of green or blue eyeshadow on anyone (well, I don’t understand makeup period, but these even more). These are not colors that naturally appear on any part of the healthy body. Exactly what are they supposed to indicate?
    In that second photo, it looks like her right eyebrow’s trying to escape the Evil Eyeshadow.

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    Blue 8.4.2005 at 3:08 pm |

    I do not know what to say except

    Arrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    That was scary

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    Matt 8.4.2005 at 3:29 pm |

    I’m hosting a Katherine Harris fark contest, if anyone here is interested…

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    NuggetMaven 8.4.2005 at 7:13 pm |

    Somehow or another, seeing Katherine Harris’ pictures as of late, reminds me of the owner/practitioner of this company, enjoy:

    I dare say, even Tammy Faye knows when to step away from the Maybelline.

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    jurassicpork 8.9.2005 at 11:45 pm |

    That’ll teach her to fall alseep near Tammy Fae Bakker.

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    ukexpat 8.10.2005 at 7:54 am |

    A prime candidate for an extreme make-over, complete with spackle and trowel…

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