Those Who Might Scorn It Are Invited To Kiss It

It looks like Nike is going the way of the Dove ads, even their new Nike Women website.

Good? Bad? I defer to Jill. At least Nike is selling a brand of health (if you can overlook the sweatshop labor).

via the comments at Twisty’s

UPDATE Chuck weighs in with an excellent new slogan: Because you’re not that ugly: Dove.

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12 Responses

  1. 1
    norbizness 8.16.2005 at 9:23 pm |

    You can do side-bends or sit-ups…

  2. 2
    David Thompson 8.16.2005 at 9:24 pm |

    It’s a border collie that herds skinny women away from the best deals at clothing sales.

    Um, okay.

    I don’t think this follows from the “real women” thing the Dove ads are going for; more of the “round booty” archetype that Sir Mix-a-Lot made famous.

  3. 3
    kim 8.16.2005 at 11:31 pm |

    I agree with David. That ass is too fabulous to be considered representative of “real women.”

  4. 4
    randomliberal/Robert 8.17.2005 at 12:00 am |

    Umm…I can’t really overlook them, no. So I’ll just go with my basic philosophy for Nike:

    Fuck you, motherfuckers!

  5. 5
    Lauren 8.17.2005 at 12:25 am |

    if my ass was that hot i wouldn’t mind showing it off in a nike ad at all.

    the mini video clips on their website are closer to normal women. the girl who talks about her round booty has a bit of a belly, and there is a girl who talks about her thunder thighs (though she has worked them in to thunder thighs of steel.) the girl with the swimmer shoulder’s is also not a typical model.

    i wish i had the discipline to work out like those women. i am not explicitly uncomfortable with any part of my body, but i would be much more enthusiastic about it if it were toned.

  6. 6
    Amber 8.17.2005 at 7:31 am |

    Oh I have SERIOUS butt envy right now.

    All these women are smokin’. I am so excited to see healthy bodies being promoted. Even though I don’t buy or support Nike, I love that these ads are a step in the right direction.

  7. 7
    Twisty 8.17.2005 at 10:47 am |

    Man, that butt ain’t big. Nobody at Nike who is currently living has ever even seen a real big butt. Actual big butts kill Nike marketing execs on contact.

    However, you can get free salsa dance lessons on that Nike website, which I am availing myself of as we speak. Cha-cha-cha!

  8. 8
    jam 8.17.2005 at 11:25 am |

    Umm…I can’t really overlook them, no. So I’ll just go with my basic philosophy for Nike:
    Fuck you, motherfuckers!

    word. those fuckers are fucked up.

  9. 9
    Jacqui 8.17.2005 at 1:38 pm |

    Frankly, I still love it. Like I said before – it’s obviously marketing, and that’s what it has to be in the end for a company to use it, but I still like it for what it is. It makes me giggle.

  10. 10
    Blue 8.17.2005 at 2:57 pm |

    What was that?

  11. 11
    mythago 8.17.2005 at 7:03 pm |

    Hey, it’s an improvement.

    Actual big butts kill Nike marketing execs on contact.

    I’d pay to see that video.

  12. 12
    To Be Determined 8.17.2005 at 9:39 pm |

    Fat dollars spend just the same

    Lauren, chez Feministe, notes that the imagery of less-emaciated women in advertising gaining a foothold in contemporary advertisement:
    “It looks like Nike is going the way of the Dove ads, even…

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