I Sincerely Hope This Is a Joke

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   Amanda 8.24.2005 at 9:25 pm | Permalink

   Oh, it is.

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   Marco 8.24.2005 at 9:40 pm | Permalink

   Yo, Swift Report is satire.

   And yes, be very afraid.

   These are what Dear Leader (and the American Taliban) refer to as snowflake children.

   What sort of humanity is required to value a clump of frozen cells over Iraqi women and children?

   Oh Eternally Fertile Aunt Jemima save us from the jesus-nazis!

   We bow to your life giving syrup.

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   Lauren 8.24.2005 at 9:57 pm | Permalink

   Shit, you never know anymore.

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   Terrance 8.24.2005 at 10:07 pm | Permalink

   Yup. If it’s the Swift Report, it’s satire. Don’t feel bad, though. They got me several months ago with a post about the fired White House Chef.

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   norbizness 8.24.2005 at 10:08 pm | Permalink

   Previous articles:

   “Americans Most Likely to Go to Heaven, Study Shows”
   “Iraqi Constitution Snags on Gay Marriage”
   “Poll: Rove, Bush Deserve Same Benefits that Married Couples Have”

   Other hint: listing Brooke Burns and Nicole Richie in an article about “celebrities”

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   Lynn Gazis-Sax 8.25.2005 at 12:11 am | Permalink

   I like the “God Denies Links to Pat Robertson” headline.

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   ol cranky 8.25.2005 at 1:52 pm | Permalink

   I thought swiftboat was satire like miss poppy, they post real outrageous items (like the fetal soldier xmas ornament). Geez, I emailed it to countdown for an oddball segment – now I feel like an ass.

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   NuggetMaven 8.26.2005 at 2:33 pm | Permalink

   I’d like mine over-easy please.

   PS: Is Angelina Jolie on her way to being the Mia Farrow of the 30 something-set?

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