9 comments for “BREAKING NEWS:

  1. September 22, 2005 at 12:17 am

    No!

    You’ve crumbled my world. I cannot go on.

  2. September 22, 2005 at 12:42 am

    I haven’t been this shaken since I found out that Posh can’t read books.

  3. September 22, 2005 at 12:44 am

    I meant to link “Posh can’t read books” to this.

  4. September 22, 2005 at 1:15 am

    Lauren, hang in there. We’ll get through this.

    As long as rock stars don’t touch the stuff, there’s still hope.

  5. September 22, 2005 at 1:27 am

    But, but … I thought that models were the epitome of health.

  6. September 22, 2005 at 2:09 am

    Say it ain’t so.

  7. September 22, 2005 at 6:49 am

    Fine, let the models do it. As long as our actors and actresses stay clean….

  8. September 22, 2005 at 11:33 am

    Is that what gives them that dazed emaciated look? I always thought it was the bulimia.

  9. September 22, 2005 at 12:17 pm

    Now see, THIS is how bloggers should have treated that National Enquirer story. “Bush still on the sauce – who knew?”

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