D.C. Protest Pics
Courtesy of my sister, who lives in D.C. This man, who was there to protest the protest, spent a good deal of his time yelling at my sister, “Hey, baby-killer! How many babies did you kill today?” Ah, how closely she has followed in my footsteps. We do, after all, have a proud family tradition [...]
...read moreAmazing, Amazing, Amazing.
If you do nothing else tonight, read this post, from the blog with the greatest name ever. why on earth should pro-choicers accept the premise that the fetus is the moral equivalent of a “child,” when most of the people who purportedly believe it aren’t willing to apply this principle with the slightest consistency? (…) [...]
...read moreDr. Phil’s Son to Marry Ho-bag
Well, that’s what the “pro-marriage” Christian right will tell you. To anyone interested in being thoroughly disgusted, I introduce to you Fredrick the Epistolizer, who I like to think of as Dr. Laura’s long-lost twin (yes, he too over-uses the term “shacking up”). Interesting an episode the other day was about the evils of judging [...]
...read moreDolphins Gone Wild
I know this is dangerous but I can’t take it seriously. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico. Experts who have studied the US navy’s cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying ‘toxic dart’ guns. Divers and [...]
...read moreScalia’s Abortion Bender
NORFOLK, VA—Saying “Fuck this shit, I’m stopping beating hearts with my bare hands,” Justice Antonin Scalia, overlooked for the vacated position of Supreme Court chief justice, went on a spiteful abortion-performing bender over the weekend. “If I’m not going to be permitted a lasting judicial legacy, to hell with law and order,” said Scalia, the [...]
...read moreScopes Monkey Trials, part deux
Why are we still debating this? Listen up, wingnuts: Science class is for teaching science, not religion. Not “we don’t know, so God must have done it.” Not “evolution is only a theory” (gravity is also only a theory, but I’m not gonna start agitating for my kids to be taught intelligent falling). End of [...]
...read moreThe Color Purple on Broadway
With Oprah Winfrey as a major backer. Could be decent. My prediction is that no matter how good it is, the critics will rip it apart. Which is unfortunate, as I do love The Color Purple.
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