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Yet Another One Of Those Things I Must Have

By Lauren on 10.7.2005

I’d really like it on my desk at school. Nothing starts a conversation like a vengeful unicorn.

Something about this is very appealing.

via Rawr

UPDATE See here for blasphemous Jesus songs.

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10 Responses

  1. 1
    Anne 10.8.2005 at 12:01 am |

    We are so ordering that Dashboard Jesus.

  2. 2
    Brandon 10.8.2005 at 12:52 am |

    I believe some people are already paranoid enough.;-)

  3. 3
    Annie 10.8.2005 at 9:34 am |

    I have coveted that Dashboard Jesus forever. I keep saying I’m going to order it and then forget about it. I must remember to do that today.

  4. 4
    Julia 10.8.2005 at 10:46 am |

    Wasn’t there a song a few years ago where the Jesus on the dashboard was really a flask?

    That plastic Jesus should be on the Jesus of the Week site. If you’ve never browsed that site, you should

    http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/

  5. 5
    Lauren 10.8.2005 at 10:52 am |

    Actually, yet there was. Clutch has a song called Spacegrass about getting stoned and going driving in a classic car:

    Hey kid, are you going my way?
    Hop in, we’ll have ourselves a field day.
    We’ll find us some spacegrass,
    Lay low, watch the universe expand.
    Skyway, permanent Saturday.
    Oh, by the way, Saturn is my rotary.
    Hop in, it’ll be eternity
    Till we make it to M83.
    Once around the Sun, cruising, climbing.
    Jupiter cyclops winks at me, yeah, he knows who’s driving.
    Hit neutral in the tail of a comet.
    Let the vortex pull my weight.
    Push the seat back a little lower.
    Watch light bend in the blower.
    Planets align.
    A king is born.
    Dodge Swinger.
    Jesus on the dashboard.

    Lyrics look sucky in print, but I truly love that song (such a guilty pleasure). I’ll offer it for download.

  6. 6
    jenofiniquity 10.8.2005 at 12:28 pm |

    I live about a mile from the Archie McPhee store in Seattle, and it’s a marvel, but I always think of it as a local thing. It’s startling that the entire country is lucky enough to appreciate its wonders.

  7. 7
    Jill 10.8.2005 at 12:42 pm | *

    Dashboard Jesus?

    Lauren, I thought you were an atheist! Quit jibber-jabbering like a brain-fried, hopped-up, pop-eyed God-monkey on crack. “God” is a LIE. Quit trying to indocrinate me with your stupid wild mythological fairytale “religion.”

  8. 8
    Lauren 10.8.2005 at 1:06 pm |

    I’m hoping that one day Dawn Eden, et al, will convert me. Sure path to a book deal.

  9. 9
    Robert 10.8.2005 at 1:15 pm |

    Well, I’ll pray for your heart to be opened to Jesus’ love.

    Seriously.

    I’d like a footnote in the book, btw.

  10. 10
    Liberal Serving 10.11.2005 at 9:18 am |

    Dashboard Jesus: Enlightenment On A Spring

    In what context could this be wrong? I feel like the levitation vibe is just a little wrong – not terrible and ruining, but just a little off. Like Buddha might be a better fit? Really, this Jesus seems like

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