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  1. David Thompson
    David Thompson October 11, 2005 at 4:20 pm |

    Half of the folks in that thread should be twat-slapped, and another third should be nut-slapped.

  2. Ryan
    Ryan October 11, 2005 at 5:38 pm |

    Shouldn’t the title of this post be “Ew/Ha”?

    And seriously, there is no substitute for a RealHamster. Like one of the testimonials said, “NASA couldn’t build a hamster like this without having it come apart at the O-rings.”

    On second thought, maybe the title should be “Ew/Ew/Ha/Ha/Ew”.

  3. Thomas
    Thomas October 11, 2005 at 5:48 pm |

    RealHamster was funny, sure, but it lacks the true power to offend. For that, you need dildoes in the shape of animal penises (which are, of course, no substitute for a relationship with a real animal, and anyone who thinks they are, hates animals).

  4. Balloon Juice
    Balloon Juice October 11, 2005 at 7:02 pm |

    […] 2005 at 8:02 pm This is the most disturbing damned thing I have read in years (h/t Feministe). As you read it, try to cycle through the wrong turns your life would have to […]

  5. Catherine
    Catherine October 11, 2005 at 7:29 pm |

    I will take the funny.

  6. Sheelzebub
    Sheelzebub October 11, 2005 at 9:29 pm |


  7. To Be Determined
    To Be Determined October 11, 2005 at 11:56 pm |

    Plastic dick for $500, Alex

    So first I was lurking at Feministe, where I saw this:
    “You can be creeped out for the rest of the day, or you can bring the funny.”
    Which led me over to Amanda’s pad where I discovered that in…

  8. B Moe
    B Moe October 12, 2005 at 7:00 pm |

    I was lmao until I saw the price on those love dolls.

    Now I am thinking of getting a loan and buying a male and female model and seeing if I can be a breed them.

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