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Reproductive Health Matters
We’re in the Guardian
In defense of the sanctimonious women's studies set.
“Early attempts by Professor Schrodinger proved less than successful.”
“What Lauren had mistaken for rigor mortis in her beloved kitty, leading her to entomb him temporarily in a cardboard box in anticipation of a tearful funeral the next day, was in fact merely the stuporous after-effect of eating seven pounds of rotting tuna in the alley behind the house – and in fact, only the first such after-effect, as the mercifully censored fourth panel of this series would have displayed.”
Winner. Don’t bother submitting any more captions, anybody. Jeff just made me snort milk up into my sinuses.
“So. Are we done now?
“…Fucking catbloggers…”
I’m.
Coming.
Out.
He has conquered the box in the name of kitties everywhere.
Abbreviated version: “For trying to mail me to Feline Fat Camp in a cardboard box, I will now shed all over your Tesla and White Lion CDs.”
Mein Gott! Ze box, it is a portal to a dimension filled with nothink but ze cats! Ve must destroy it at once, or ve shall be overrun!
You’re too kind, Heliologue. And sorry about the milk!
Deadwood Cats
Swearengen’s Cat
Panel 1: “ I have just suffered the indignity of having this fucking box lid put upon me. I want to know who the cocksucker is that did this to me. Get me Wu!”
(Mr. Wu’s Cat enters out of frame)
Panel 2: “Wu’s Cat, Give me just one fucking moment to extricate myself from this contraption. You see this Wu’s Cat , you see this? I want to know what fucker did this to me and I want him fed t o the pigs.”
Mr. Wu’s Cat::
Panel 3: “Cocksuckas”