Seriously, what a babe. And now that he has his own column, I love him even more. I love him even despite his “Of course I’m straight!” posturing, like in this piece where he talks about what his mom (Gloria Vanderbilt), who just wrote her memoir, taught him about sex.
It’s taken me a while to adjust, but I think I’ve finally gotten used to the notion of my mom as a hottie.
When I suggested she take the whole cunnilingus thing out of the book, she just laughed and told me I should have a sense of humor about it.
She’s right, of course, and that’s the most embarrassing thing of all. I’m 37 and my mom is still able to teach me something about sex.
a) You’re 37. Don’t use the word “hottie.”
b) By writing about cunnilingus, your mom taught you something about sex? Anderson, please, drop the charade…
c) It’s ok. I love you anyway.
Perhaps my dear Mr. Cooper would enjoy some of this fine literature.