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A Reminder To Lock Your Office Door

By Lauren on 12.1.2005

Man, nothing this exciting ever happens to me at work.

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17 Responses

  1. 1
    Linnaeus 12.1.2005 at 5:24 pm |

    Wow. I nearly sprayed my computer.

    This, however, would not likely have happened in any of the three offices in my department’s building that I had the pleasure of occupying. One office was adjacent to a very high-traffic hallway, and clearly the working space of no less than four people. The second had a window for which there was no shade nor blinds, thereby providing no privacy. Now, the third might have worked, as the window had a shade, but it was right next to a building entrance.

    Were it my office, I would hope that I’d have the presence of mind to embarrass them by acting like nothing was out of the ordinary: “Please, carry on. Don’t mind me, I’ve got enough work to do here to keep me busy.”

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    Jill 12.1.2005 at 6:36 pm | *

    Oh my god. So funny. I love, “THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT!”

  3. 3
    Bill from INDC 12.1.2005 at 7:20 pm |

    To be honest, I was less amused than confused. Mainly because I would have kicked their naked asses out of my office almost immediately. And then hosed my desk down with some of that pink-hued industrial cleaner the janitors tote around on their carts.

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    carla 12.1.2005 at 7:36 pm |

    I was cracking up at the comments.

    Someone was offended that the man was screaming “SEXUAL HARASSMENT” and I’m thinking…what little cranial activity this guy uses to think its a good idea to boink a woman in someone else’s office..is now fully engaged in full penile throttle. They’re probably lucky he managed to screech out that much.

    LOL

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    Bella 12.1.2005 at 8:25 pm |

    Whoa – I’ve heard of stealing, but not sex. I guess all those studies about germy desks were right ;-)

    In case people haven’t checked it out yet, it’s Blog Against Racism Day over at Creek Running North. Lots of great reads.

  6. 6
    Auguste 12.1.2005 at 11:36 pm |

    Wow. I nearly sprayed my computer.

    That’s funny, so did the HALF-NAKED MALE.

  7. 7
    Linnaeus 12.1.2005 at 11:37 pm |

    Nice, Auguste. Very nice.

  8. 8
    Auguste 12.1.2005 at 11:59 pm |

    Thanks! Remember me when Koufax nominations open.

    :-P

  9. 9
    Auguste 12.2.2005 at 12:00 am |

    Oh God, I hope that didn’t sound serious.

  10. 10
    Chris Clarke 12.2.2005 at 12:57 am |

    I am so nominating your ass.

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    zuzu 12.2.2005 at 11:04 am |

    Which half was naked?

    And Lauren? Considering you work in a high school, I certainly hope nothing this exciting happens to you at work.

  12. 12
    Sheelzebub 12.2.2005 at 2:15 pm |

    Holy crap. I can’t believe they told him to get out of his own office and accused him of sexual harassment. The correct response is: “Oh, shit! We’re outta here. Wicked sorry!”

    If it were me, I’d be throwing heavy things at their heads the minute I heard “GET THE FUCK OUT.”

  13. 13
    Linnaeus 12.2.2005 at 2:18 pm |

    Wicked sorry!

    Sheelzebub, are you a Bostonian, by chance?

  14. 14
    Scott Eric Kaufman 12.2.2005 at 9:09 pm |

    Which half was naked?

    The pants half.

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    Scott Eric Kaufman 12.3.2005 at 3:40 pm |

    “The pants half” killed this thread? That’ll teach me. Oh, and someone nominate me for something too, you know, to recompense me for my trauma.

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    mythago 12.3.2005 at 4:24 pm |

    I grieve that the original poster did not have a cameraphone handy.

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    Scott Eric Kaufman 12.3.2005 at 6:11 pm |

    Even if I had, I doubt I’d have taken a picture of a half-naked woman in tears. Something about the thought bothers me.

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