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I Am Disappointed In You Girls

By Lauren on 12.21.2005

Jill and I only measure 11.4% on the slut-o-meter.

We’d better slut things up around here. I mean, if After School Snack is beating us, we are clearly not doing our jobs. This is a feminist blog.

UPDATE: Even PZ Myers is sluttier than me and Jill. I give up.

UPDATE II: Ahem. I discovered that if you submit “feministe.us” we score a whopping 96.72%. Well then.

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20 Responses

  1. 1
    Annie 12.21.2005 at 10:15 am |

    I can help you out with that. I got 30.2%. *blushes* I’m so proud!

  2. 2
    Devil's Kitchen 12.21.2005 at 10:23 am |

    Ha! I got -1.47%.

    Yes, that’s minus 1.47%…

    I am more than virgin…

    DK

  3. 3
    hank 12.21.2005 at 11:02 am |

    But remember that PZ is all about teh invertebrate SEX. That’s got to up the sluttiness by a serious amount.

  4. 4
    Auguste 12.21.2005 at 11:48 am |

    Wow. Even I got a 12.26%. I don’t know if I can ever look at you two the same way again.

  5. 5
    PZ Myers 12.21.2005 at 12:20 pm |

    Waddayamean, even PZ Myers is sluttier than you? Do you say, “Even the pope is godlier than you” or “Even Bozo is clownier than you”? You write it as if you are surprised, when everyone knows I’m a wild man.

  6. 6
    Lauren 12.21.2005 at 12:22 pm |

    Biologist. Feminist. Biologist. Feminist. Call me a rabid feminist harpy, but I thought the Amerisluts would win out on this one.

  7. 7
    Julie 12.21.2005 at 4:26 pm |

    I am a -5.47. I’m more of a prude than I thought!

  8. 8
    Charlie 12.21.2005 at 5:24 pm |

    Charles Frederick Kilian takes the crown with 100% sluttiness.

  9. 9
    Robert 12.21.2005 at 5:34 pm |

    4.5%. You’re all a bunch of slutty, slutty whores. Except for Julie.

    She’s GOOD inside.

  10. 10
    Brian 12.21.2005 at 6:10 pm |

    I got a zero.

    But hey, even Madonna only scores a 5.46% .

    Very high standards there. I can’t imagine what you and PZ MYers did to score double Madonna.

    Well, wait, maybe I can imagine. Best leave it at that.

  11. 11
    Brian 12.21.2005 at 6:14 pm |

    Oh, hey, Jenna Bush gets 61.81%.

    Not really surprising, I guess.

  12. 12
    Julie 12.21.2005 at 7:57 pm |

    Why thank you Robert.

  13. 13
    Masculiste 12.21.2005 at 10:45 pm |

    I only got a 4.27%…I thought I was MUCH sluttier than that. Well, I guess it’s something to shoot for in the New Year.

  14. 14
    shoelimpy™ 12.21.2005 at 10:52 pm |

    All feminists are sluts.

  15. 15
    Lauren 12.21.2005 at 11:13 pm |

    Christians make me hot.

  16. 16
    Lynn Gazis-Sax 12.22.2005 at 12:34 am |

    I think it must be averaging out Madonna the singer and the Virgin Mary for the “Madonna” score. After all, the Virgin Mary’s sluttiness has got to be seriously negative something or other. Hmm, let me check her directly.

    Virgin Mary: 5.7%
    Blessed Virgin Mary: 3.91%
    Theotokos: 3.55%

    Mary Magdalene has the Virgin Mary beat out for non-sluttiness at -4.3%. And I had better stop, before I get struck by lightning.

  17. 17
    CarrieCann 12.22.2005 at 1:01 am |

    I’m not sure of my reading, but it says -254.59%, and says “stalk this slut.” Hmmm.

  18. 18
    shoelimpy™ 12.22.2005 at 1:13 am |

    I’m glad they do, Lauren. It shows you have good taste.

  19. 19
    Adam M. Smith 12.22.2005 at 1:21 am |

    You are only as slutty as the people who search for you:
    http://slut-o-meter.com/rss/slut/feministe.us

  20. 20
    Blitzgal 12.22.2005 at 11:22 am |

    Woo hoo! 55% ho-bag.

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