I bring you pretty much every question I’ve ever been asked:
What pronoun do you prefer?
What name do you go by?
How do you identify?
Are you a transgender?
What’s a transgender?
What’s a transsexual?
What’s a transfag?
When did you know?
How did you know?
Do you know that transgendered person?
What about this other transgendered person?
How do your parents feel?
Are you out at work?
Have you done anything with your chest?
Have you had the surgery?
When are you having the surgery?
What do you need in order to have the surgery?
Are you on hormones?
When did you start hormones?
What do the hormones do?
Do they change your bone structure?
Do they make you horny?
Does testosterone turn you into an asshole?
Are you angry all the time now?
Why do you have to change sex to challenge gender roles?
Why do you have to buy into the gender binary?
Why can’t you just be a woman?
Why can’t you just be a masculine woman?
Why can’t you just be a dyke?
Why can’t you just be who you are?
Why do you have to mutilate yourself?
Why do you hate women so much?
Why do you hate your body so much?
Why do you hate yourself so much?
If you’re not a lesbian, why would you want to be a man?
What gender were you born with?
So you used to be a woman?
So you’re really a woman?
So you think you’re a man?
Don’t you know you’ll never function sexually as a man?
Don’t you know you’ll never be accepted as a man?
Don’t you know you’ll never be a man?
So do you have to live as a woman for a certain amount of time before you can take the hormones?
When did you decide you were a woman?
Don’t you know you’ll never really be a woman?
Is it because you had an eating disorder?
Aren’t you gonna get fat?
What do you look like?
Aren’t they dangerous?
What bathroom do you use?
How do you go to the bathroom?
Can you use a urinal?
Can they give you a penis?
Can you get a fake penis?
Do you have a penis?
If so, how?
Is it circumcised?
What do you have down there?
Can I see?
Can I touch it?
Don’t you know how dangerous it is?
Are you scared?
Do you like boys or girls?
Are they straight?
Are they gay?
If they have sex with you, they’re bisexual, right?
When you say you’re, “queer,” what does that mean?
Did you sleep with men before?
What was that like?
What do you tell people?
How do you date?
Has that been difficult?
How do you have sex?
Can you have an orgasm?
Who’s gonna have sex with you?
What woman would have sex with you?
What gay man would have sex with you?
When people are attracted to you, does that creep you out?
What if I said I found you very attractive?
Are you a boy or a girl?
Are you a man or a woman?
What are you?
What the fuck are you?