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The Vagina Warriors Are Gonna Getcha

I just don’t understand the right-wing obsession with The Vagina Monologues. So they talk about vaginas. They raise money to combat violence against women and girls. They don’t say, “The best way to live is to wait until your married, then close your eyes and think of England.” Conservatives would be better off attacking Avenue [...]

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Sentenced to Death for Self Defense

A teenage Iranian girl has been sentenced to death by hanging for accidentally killing a man who was attempting to rape her and her niece. The state-run daily Etemaad reported on Saturday that 18-year-old Nazanin confessed to stabbing one of three men who had attacked the pair along with their boyfriends while they were spending [...]

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This Just In: Spinster Aunt’s Head Explodes

Okay, no, not really. Twisty handles this with a few quick shots to the jaw (or, um, wherever). Although I wouldn’t blame her one bit. (Amanda picked up on this a few days ago. I think I shoved my virtual fingers in my ears, probably because I’d just eaten. But R. Mildred referred to him [...]

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Well, *this* is going to put me right off omelets

An EPA advisory panel has identified a compound used in Teflon as a “likely carcinogen.” I’ve known for some time that superheating a nonstick pan can kill your canaries, since it releases a toxic gas at high temperatures (which you can pretty much only achieve by turning the stove onto high and leaving an empty [...]

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