Not actually dead.

…Just really, really busy. I’m trying to finish heavily revising an essay that I’m submitting to something.

That’s why I haven’t posted lately, and why all my comments have been way more concise than usual.

However, I did want to draw your attention to this article, which is why I will never complain about my job again. This woman conducts sex tours at the zoo. And this year, the animals didn’t even cooperate:

It was time for the annual Valentine’s Day sex tour at the San Francisco Zoo, but none of the permanent residents got the memo. As human voyeurs learned about the torrid world of amorous beasts, most of the animals barely glanced at each other.

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5 Responses

  1. 1
    Magis 2.22.2006 at 2:37 pm |

    Don’t know about you guys but I try never to do it in front of tourists and twice never at feeding time.

    signed,
    Joe Camel

  2. 2
    Gabriel Malor 2.22.2006 at 4:40 pm |

    zuzu, I feel your pain. I just finished a motion for summary judgment for my legal research and writing class. It was like living under a rock for several days. I’m sure you’re essay will be great.

  3. 3
    zuzu 2.22.2006 at 4:46 pm |

    Nope, piny again.

  4. 4
    Gabriel Malor 2.22.2006 at 4:47 pm |

    Ah, well, I’m an airhead. piny, good luck. zuzu, whoops.

  5. 5
    kate 2.22.2006 at 8:39 pm |

    The tram stopped to see Tunya, a lion who can have sex 50 times within 24 hours, in 30-second bouts.

    He sure beats the hell outta my ex husband’s romps. And he couldn’t leave the woman alone. A ten minute man (or less) who always had some woman pinin’ for him while we were married. I never could get it.

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