gdave just posted this in the comments thread on the “Perhaps I Need to Stop Watching the Discovery Channel” post. Most of the comment was about the Duke rape case, which means, as zuzu pointed out, that it’s totally on the wrong thread. That makes perfect sense. The comment is archetypal racist troll throughout:
What happens if this Duke rape allegation turns out to just be another Tawanna Brawley? I understand that there are some disenfranchised members of society that have a requirement to see rape as all-pervasive, and that is how they garner feelings of importance, self-worth, etc. Victimization. Understandable. Sad, but understandable. So what happens when this allegation turns out to be nothing more than a RACIST HOAX, as is likely the case?
…But gdave manages to climb to an even higher level–or possibly plumb even baser depths–with this sentence:
You may be a feminist, gay, green, nazi, I don’t care.
Sublime.
Megadittoes to gdave on that. But, what I really can’t stand is people who are gay, feminist, green Nazis all at the same time.
Otto, you’re just trying to copycat now.
You can never attain the perfection of GDave.
In fact, we might as well pack it in on this here blog. We’ve attracted a perfect troll. Our work is done.
Amen.
I think my fav so far was the dude who sent death threats from his mother’s basement in England.
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Oh, GDave just gets better. Not content to rest on his laurels for achieving perfect trollitude, now he graces us with this little gem: GDave Says: April [...]
You have YET to answer the question: What will you say to your readers when this turns out to be a RACIST HOAX, as is likely the case?
If you haven’t answered, are you academically challenged by the simplicity of the question?
As to my being racist, that’s daft as I’M BLACK YOU IDIOTS! (I’m also a registered Independent, so save your anti-G.O.P. commentary for Bush lovers).
I’m not interested in MegaDittos, as I’m not a fan of Rush Limbaugh, just like I’m not a fan of emotionally charged, ranting, inbecilic haters no matter what side of the political spectrum they find themselves.
THIS IS A HOAX, o ye of little cranial mass…face it. You are tools.
Ah, Dave.
You’re getting me all excited.
Sugarbutt, for better or worse, “Fuck off” is the best answer you’re ever gonna get.
OKAY. YOU WIN. I UNDERSTAND THAT:
a. You have ZERO intelligent answers to the reality-scenario I have submitted.
b. You really aren’t interested in serious discourse or debate. You’re content to be malcontents and haters.
c. You’re most likely suffering from low self-esteem, living in your parent’s basement. Fat, overeducated but underemployed. I know. It’s whiteys fault. Or that brother and his family who moved down the street, damn niggaz. (Property values being what they are, ya know). It’s the damn Republicans, except when it’s the Democraps fault. Global warming (or cooling). Maybe you’re influenced by rap music (tha debbils in dat muzik, man!)-
watching too much Dr. Phil? Maybe an Oprah overdose? (easy to do)
I know, and GDave still loves all you haters! LOVE TO YA -
GDave, I love ya, baby, but there was no reality whatsoever in your scenario.
I’m so confused…
Well, he got one thing right.
But how can you be both content and malcontent at the same time?
It is a riddle for the ages. Or for the Logics.
I believe that will heretofore be known as “teh Logics.”
His Most Blessed and Holy Logics.
Hallowed be thy names.
Best. Neologism. Evar.
What would a rape expert say?
How many times have groups of 47 or even 3 men who enjoy forcible rape committed gang rape in the past? (the Central Park Jogger gang rape false convictions was overturned by DNA). Name all the gang rape cases in the USA (3 or more men) that you can.
(If you think men are packs of rapists, you took too many feminist courses.)
How many of the men who enjoy forcible rape and get off on the power like their victims drugged unconscious so they can’t experience the rape?
Alternative Theories:
The victim was so drugged/drunk that she does not know what happened.
The victim was so drugged/drunk that she was not capable of giving consent and the men may not have realized this, being drunk/drugged or just young and naive (she likes me).
The victim blurted out “rape” when wasted and mad over a bad night and is stuck with her story.
The victim has psychological problems and not a good grip on reality.
You’re most likely suffering from low self-esteem, living in your parent’s basement. Fat, overeducated but underemployed. I know. It’s whiteys fault.
Yes. Indeed, I blame the White Man for my current predicament.
Me to Chris. Oh, and mine as well.