Wal-Mart worker finds man glued to toilet.
SALISBURY, Md. – A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.
The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.
“The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down,” she said. “He was banging on the wall when the employee came in.”
Rantz said the man was treated and released.
The mind reels.
so, i live in salisbury, and i’m going to let you in on a little secret:
this is the third or fourth in a series of these. the last one was in a denny’s restroom, and the one before that was in a highschool, if i recall correctly.
google might give you some more accurate info.
I’ll bet some kid is covering the seats with super glue.
Yeah, didn’t this happen at a Home Depot somewhere not too long ago?
[Pause for Google search.]
Here it is. Boulder, Colorado.
I’m reminded of The Breakfast Club. You know, how Emilio Estevez is there for detention because he taped some guy’s ass cheeks together, which he thought would be really funny, but turned out to be pretty awful.
Always sticky toilets.
Always.
That’s pretty crappy. Oh and if it is super glue, the solvent is acetone (nail polish remover usually works). Mall-Wart ought to stock that stuff.
You may not have intended to make a toilet-related pun, but HA!
Didn’t anyone teach him to never sit directly on public toilet seats?
LOL, I always put the “personal” seat down, so if there happened to be anything on the seat, it gets it first.
gah that’s funny, (the pun)..
but who keeps doing this?