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Deep thoughts from someone too stupid not to use his real email for this kind of thing:

You know what we need to do?

MURDER FEMINISTS!!

Slit their throats, rip off their tittes and piss down their throats.

That would be awesome.

Of course, one imagines that the pissing down the throats of feminists would be far less satisfying after one has already slit said throats. Much dribbling would ensue.

My kingdom for some intelligent trolls for once.

Author: zuzu has written 1120 posts for this blog.

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24 Responses

  1. 1
    Jenny 7.24.2006 at 11:28 am |

    Wow! Dribbling indeed.

  2. 2
    Les Faits de la Fiction » 7.24.2006 at 11:35 am |

    [...] July 24th 2006 @ 11:29 am Random Linkage Zuzu on dealing with a troll at her blog: “Of course, o [...]

  3. 3
    Jim H from Indiana 7.24.2006 at 11:40 am |

    Well, at least he did spell Feminists correctly. But, other than that, yeah, he definitely needs an infusion of brain cells.

  4. 4
    Natalia 7.24.2006 at 11:50 am |

    Is Ryan Macfayden reading this site…?

  5. 5
    KnifeGhost 7.24.2006 at 12:09 pm |

    I know I’m not in great shape, but I don’t really have “titties”………

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    lalage 7.24.2006 at 12:16 pm |

    No. See, he didn’t want to rip off your “titties” so much as your “tittes”. My guess is that he probably meant to spell tights. I hate those anyway, so I suppose as long as my throat is intact and I can kick him in the face afterward he can have at it.

  7. 7
    Jeff Fecke 7.24.2006 at 12:19 pm |

    And MRAs wonder why men get tagged as “violent.”

  8. 8
    Esme 7.24.2006 at 12:20 pm |

    But what if they’re male feminists? Or is there a presumption of man boobage?

  9. 9
    Sailorman 7.24.2006 at 12:37 pm |

    keerist that is insane. Do you get these things often?

  10. 10
    Thomas 7.24.2006 at 12:38 pm |

    Esme, we obviously have “tittes” of some kind in the minds of the obsessed and bloodyminded antifeminists.

    What these people don’t appreciate is the restraint feminists show. See, the post says that Zuzu has his real e-mail, which I would speculate either identifies his name or employer or both. Yet instead of doing unto him … well, doing anything unto him, really, she has chosen merely to expose him anonymously to ridicule by the objects of his obsessive hatred. Very restrained, if you ask me.

  11. 11
    Lya Kahlo 7.24.2006 at 1:11 pm |

    Well, *someone* can’t get laid!

  12. 12
    piny 7.24.2006 at 1:19 pm |

    No. See, he didn’t want to rip off your “titties” so much as your “tittes”. My guess is that he probably meant to spell tights. I hate those anyway, so I suppose as long as my throat is intact and I can kick him in the face afterward he can have at it.

    He gets my official male feminist fishnets over my dead body. I engaged in a lot of self-hating emasculation to get these.

  13. 13
    fauxreal 7.24.2006 at 1:45 pm |

    I hope you have forwarded his email to his local police.

  14. 14
    Thomas 7.24.2006 at 1:47 pm |

    Piny, that bit with the wax and the tegaderm was self-hating emasculation? I usually call it “bottoming.” I was jazzed to get to keep the stockings, though.

    (/ predictable BDSM joke)

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    Kathy McCarty 7.24.2006 at 1:53 pm |

    OH MY it would be SO NICE if ALL the Male Feminists would wear fishnet stockings !!!

    That would just solve SO MANY PROBLEMS ! Seriously. No Seriously. Then the only men whose humanity you would need to acknowledge, would be clearly identified.

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    Rob-ot 7.24.2006 at 2:26 pm |

    I’m a guy, and I have boobs. I however, prefer “bitch tits” titties just sounds demeaning.

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    Tony 7.24.2006 at 3:09 pm |

    My kingdom for some intelligent trolls for once

    At your service :)

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    Ack Ack Ack Ack 7.24.2006 at 8:04 pm |

    Ugh. The most vehement trolls I’ve encountered via the internets have always been ones jaded because their exes gained custody of their children. Don’t know what that says… well, yeah I do, but anyways.

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    Esme 7.24.2006 at 9:09 pm |

    I do get very concerned by people like this though. Often, people express this kind of violent threat, and are never really made to understand that there are consequences to it, and feel entitled to continue the threats, or even to act on them.

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    Helen 7.25.2006 at 4:03 am |

    No, he’s a Chaucerian. As in, “When that April with her Shoores soote, shows us your Tittes, forsooth…”

  21. 21
    jayunderscorezero 7.25.2006 at 7:10 am |

    Gah, anti-feminist trolls be damned.
    That reminds me, make sure you check out the nominations for the Frank Miller Memorial Case over at comic book/feminist site girl-wonder.org. Basically, they’ve posted up some of the more stupid comments from anti-feminist trolls over there. Number two is a real killer.

    Also, have to say I’m intrigued by the fishnets idea.

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    Ledasmom 7.25.2006 at 7:21 am |

    On checking with my trusty OED I find “tittee”, defined as “a kind of monkey” and further described as having a bare head. Unfortunately the word is obsolete. Perhaps your troll is not so much a total idiot as a few centuries out of date, but then one could have guessed that.

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    Esme 7.25.2006 at 9:34 am |

    jay, thank you for introducing me to that site. It is a treasure trove of awesome.

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    emily1 7.25.2006 at 11:10 am |

    i’d report that one to trolls local law enforcement. that comment goes way beyond trolling.

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