Ilyka fisks an unintentionally hilarious interview of Andi Zeisler, founder of the indispensable Bitch Magazine:
Q: I see that your magazine, a feminist quarterly based in Oakland, Calif., and devoted to critiquing the sexist slant of pop culture, is celebrating its 10th anniversary with the publication this week of a thick anthology called “BitchFest.” Why would you choose to glamorize the unappealing female stereotype of the bitch?
(snip)
But is the goal to rouse an entire generation of women to become bitches?
Well, Deborah, you’re too smart for Andi! You got her all figured out. That is exactly the goal. It’s right up there with acquiring an island in the South Pacific, moving 20,000 angry lesbians onto it, and birthing a bitchy matriarchal culture. Listen, it’s going to be great. Any male visitors to the island will be kidnapped, drained of their precious bodily fluids, and ritually sacrificed. All conception will take place via these unwilling sperm donors and The Most Holy Turkey Baster of the Goddess. All male babies will be aborted in group ceremonies, and the flesh thrown to packs of wild dogs. Let’s see, we’ll need a name for this place. Oh, here we go! Perfect.
Isle of the Girls Gone Truly Wild?
Aw, Sassy.
Heh. Pam Spaulding should add that last bit to her collection of HOMOSEXUAL AGENDAS (TM).
LOL. Write it up and send it off the the Homeland Security goons, keep em lookin’ for awhile.
Maybe the pubs can use for the upcoming presidential election campaign theme.