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I’ve pulled a few tampons out of Junebug’s butt, but I ain’t never seen the Lord

By zuzu on 9.27.2006

Jesus found in dog’s butt.

Really.

Go take a look.

Sure beats a grilled cheese sandwich.

(Via).

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23 Responses

  1. 1
    Auguste 9.27.2006 at 3:05 pm |

    Has anyone informed Rick Santorum?

  2. 2
    Lauren 9.27.2006 at 3:08 pm |

    Has anyone informed Rick Santorum?

    PWNED! August wins.

  3. 3
    Mark 9.27.2006 at 3:17 pm |

    So… um… why are you putting tampons up Junebug’s butt? I know dogs can be crapping machines BUT!

    /sarcasm :)

  4. 4
    zuzu 9.27.2006 at 3:21 pm | *

    No, no, I’m escorting the ingested tampons out.

    Miss Thing likes to get into the bathroom garbage.

  5. 5
    Lauren 9.27.2006 at 3:22 pm |

    I take it you didn’t do the flush test before you moved in. I always flush a tampon at a place I hope to move into.

    Weird, but effective. Also prevents me from buying plungers.

  6. 6
    zuzu 9.27.2006 at 3:25 pm | *

    Oh, I did, but a couple of years ago I had a plumbing crisis with the toilet coming loose from the wall, and I haven’t flushed since then. Now I have a Diva Cup, so she doesn’t get a chance to eat them anymore.

  7. 7
    Auguste 9.27.2006 at 3:38 pm |

    I always flush a tampon at a place I hope to move into.

    You’re underestimating, I think, the “slow build-up” factor.

  8. 8
    Bitter Scribe 9.27.2006 at 5:34 pm |

    That image had to be Photoshopped. It’s just too perfect.

  9. 9
    Mark 9.27.2006 at 6:25 pm |

    You’re underestimating, I think, the “slow build-up” factor.

    Whoa, there is a mental image!

  10. 10
    Amanda Marcotte 9.27.2006 at 6:43 pm |

    I’ve not yet seen a dog shit a tampon. However, I know a dog who crapped a condom once.

  11. 11
    Auguste 9.27.2006 at 6:48 pm |

    My dog has done both, and a corncob to boot.

  12. 12
    kate 9.27.2006 at 7:15 pm |

    Tampons, underwear, pads, crayons (we had colored crap in the backyard). THe pads and large items such as underwear usually got lodged on the way out and assistance was required for extraction, as Zuzu experiences with her dog. Sometimes I miss that dog, thinking of times like that, I don’t.

  13. 13
    Thalia 9.27.2006 at 7:27 pm |

    Yep, yet another reason I’m a cat person.

    Huh. Dog-butt Jesus brings a whole new meaning to “the end times”.

  14. 14
    zuzu 9.27.2006 at 8:15 pm | *

    I’ve not yet seen a dog shit a tampon.

    Well, they *do* have that handy string for extraction.

  15. 15
    belledame222 9.27.2006 at 8:17 pm |

    One doesn’t quite know what to say.

  16. 16
    puellasolis 9.27.2006 at 8:42 pm |

    Bitter Scribe, it seems to be an animated GIF, altered such that every few seconds the Jesusness of the image is slightly emphasized by a translucent Jesus overlay.

  17. 17
    little light 9.27.2006 at 8:55 pm |

    Sorry, Thalia, my old roommate’s cat used to break into the bathroom garbage all the time, and while she couldn’t ingest the whole tampon, that just meant her leaving shredded pieces of bloody tampon all over the house.

    I’m a cat person, too, but our little friends can sin with the best of ‘em.

  18. 18
    Esme 9.28.2006 at 12:17 am |

    The packaging of the Tampax Pearl sucks. In an effort to make it so we can open them silently so no other women in the restroom will know that we are going through a process that almost every woman goes through monthly, they have made a REALLY easy to open package. My cat knocked over a box of them and unwrapped every one.

  19. 19
    micheyd 9.28.2006 at 8:45 am |

    Heh. This conversation makes me glad I don’t use disposables.

  20. 20
    Frumious B 9.28.2006 at 8:49 am |

    Don’t you folks have lids on your garbage cans?

  21. 21
    Jill 9.28.2006 at 10:24 am | *

    Animals can get past lids pretty easily.

    I don’t have a dog or a cat, but I flush my tampons anyway, septic system be damned.

  22. 22
    Auguste 9.28.2006 at 11:39 am |

    Frumious,

    If there’s any sort of food in my garbage can towards the top, my dog will get it out despite a lid and a full gallon of water weighing it down.

  23. 23
    Alicia 9.28.2006 at 2:34 pm |

    ever since the shit/tampon fiasco at my last abode[1], i will never flush again (unless i’m at work, i’m just trying to dam the man, then).

    [1] i kid you not, about 10 years of tampons and poo exploded all over the side yard. such trama.

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