Naked man arrested for concealed weapon.

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   Aerik Knapp-Loomis 11.12.2006 at 7:15 pm | Permalink

   So let me get this straight. He was masturbating while sitting on a tree stump by a transit station and…

   Well did he sit on the awl by accident or did he shove it up their himself?

   At least it’s better than a poorly shelled packet of cocaine that ruptured and overdosed him.

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   Marksman2000 11.12.2006 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

   I want the guy to plead Not Guilty so we can hear his defense attorney’s argument.

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   ginmar 11.12.2006 at 7:28 pm | Permalink

   Oh, dude, I SO did not need to know that.

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   Charles Brubaker 11.12.2006 at 7:49 pm | Permalink

   I SO don’t want to know where the weapon was concealed.

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   Shasta MacNasty 11.12.2006 at 7:53 pm | Permalink

   No. Seriously? That is the most trifiling thing I’ve read in the past week. He had a sharp tool up his ass? While masturbating? In public?

   I can’t even begin to comprehend.

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   Lauren 11.12.2006 at 8:11 pm | Permalink

   Rectum? Nearly killed ‘im.

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   Heraclitus 11.12.2006 at 8:40 pm | Permalink

   Rectum? Nearly killed ‘im.

   Nice!

   John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure.

   Can there really be “suspicion” of indecent exposure? Isn’t that a pretty open-and-shut case?

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   Aja 11.12.2006 at 9:53 pm | Permalink

   That article made the wall of fame at my journalist friend’s house. I think it was mostly because of the headline that accompanied it in Portland; Naked Man, Concealed Weapon.

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   Ledasmom 11.13.2006 at 12:28 am | Permalink

   Gad, while I was still working as an assistant librarian that would have made the bulletin board of weird stories, for sure.
   My favorite was, I think, the man who threatened workers at Kennedy campaign headquarters with a sword. One of them distracted him with a slice of pizza.

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    Andrew 11.13.2006 at 4:14 am | Permalink

    It sounds like he should have been sarcastic. I mean, if you’re naked and the police ask you if you’re hiding anything, you’re duty-bound to say “Yes, I’ve got … up my butt(!)”

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    mustelid 11.13.2006 at 5:24 am | Permalink

    He was being sarcastic. He just forgot he really did have a weapon shoved up there. :)

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    Magis 11.13.2006 at 6:11 pm | Permalink

    If it had been a .44 Magnum now that would have been a story.

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    Matt Browner-Hamlin 11.13.2006 at 11:39 pm | Permalink

    Honestly, reading the headline I thought to myself “This might cause some problems with the whole ‘two objects cannot simultaneously occupy the same space’ law in physics.” Then I read the article and wished I hadn’t.

    Also, how randy must have the guy with the tool up his butt have been when asked if he had any weapons concealed on him? Awkwaaaaaard.

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    Tony 11.14.2006 at 12:46 am | Permalink

    Ah the merry El Cerrito BART Station. I love the Richmond train, always has the nuttiest of the nutties for some reason.

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    nexyjo 11.14.2006 at 3:05 am | Permalink

    i have one thing to say.

    ouch.

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    Ledasmom 11.14.2006 at 5:52 am | Permalink

    If it had been a .44 Magnum now that would have been a story

    No, if he had been able to use the .44 Magnum without removing it, now that would be a story.
    Could be a whole new genre: The Buttslinger.

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    Magis 11.14.2006 at 3:16 pm | Permalink

    Buttsling = priceless
    *chortle*

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