Comments on: Breaking: Rush Limbaugh is an Asshat Assberet*

By: zuzu

zuzu — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 15:17:12 +0000

(P.S. I doubt he feeds the cat, if there is one, himself. He probably has the maid do it.)

I’d bet serious money that he makes the maid clean out the cat litter, though. Feeding is the fun part.

Well, this *is* a man who had his maid run to the drug dealer for him, so.

By: Jill

Jill — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 14:23:28 +0000

Wait, is there some type of etymological reason one can’t say asshat? Not that I don’t adore assberet, but I’ve just never heard it and I’ve heard asshat all the time.

Assberet is just funnier.

By: Raincitygirl

Raincitygirl — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:48:12 +0000

Oh, he probably feeds it. I’d bet serious money that he makes the maid clean out the cat litter, though. Feeding is the fun part.

By: TheKiti

TheKiti — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:07:20 +0000

Funny, I have three male cats who behave the exact same way. And FWIW, they’re nothing like my boyfriend.

Has Rush been taken in for neutering yet?

(P.S. I doubt he feeds the cat, if there is one, himself. He probably has the maid do it.)

By: Marcy

Marcy — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:11:37 +0000

Rush is apparently one of those idiots who thinks that animals NEED humans because they can’t manage alone. Sure, domestication puts animals at a disadvantage (and it’s humans who domesticate animals), but cats and dogs go feral all the time and manage to feed themselves.

Men who glorify female dependency are usually low self-esteem types who deep down don’t think they have anything of value to offer a woman. They believe if she wasn’t financially or otherwise dependent on them, then she’d leave for somebody better.

In Rush’s case, it’s probably a fair assumption.

By: Alon Levy

Alon Levy — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 00:39:10 +0000

The only problem I find in “asshat” is the “sh” sequence.

By: JackGoff

JackGoff — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 00:17:04 +0000

Wait, is there some type of etymological reason one can’t say asshat? Not that I don’t adore assberet, but I’ve just never heard it and I’ve heard asshat all the time.

And I’m off-topic.

By: akeeyu

akeeyu — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 19:24:51 +0000

So, apparently he’s saying that the only reason a human woman would want to get near him is if she was starving and he controlled the only supply of food?

Hmm. Methinks that may be the only intelligent thing he’s ever said.

By: piny

piny — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 16:46:16 +0000

It’s probably a rare breed of ferret or something; no real cat would ever share a house with Rush Limbaugh.

By: ks

ks — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 14:47:08 +0000

Maine Coons talk back. Rush Limbaugh, meet Pablo.

Then he should come meet Tigger. My Main Coon will not only talk back, he’ll kick Rush’s ass.