Just thought you’d all be dying to know…

My butt hurts.

Author: zuzu has written 1119 posts for this blog.

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18 Responses

  1. 1
    Myca 12.28.2006 at 5:07 pm |

    I just like that this is filed under ‘Vanity.’

    I’m sure that it has to do with something like exercise or somesuch, but forevermore, I choose to believe that you think having a hurt butt makes you more attractive.

    —Myca

  2. 2
    Andrew Cory 12.28.2006 at 5:19 pm |

    Then stop having anal sex. At least for a while…

  3. 3
    Roy 12.28.2006 at 5:23 pm |

    It’s the sort of cryptic/vague comment that practically begs the reader to forumlate a sordid story to go along with it.

    Vanity. Heh.
    I didn’t even notice that.

    On the other hand, where else could you put “My butt hurts.”?
    “assholes” or “health” maybe? ;)
    Weirdness!

  4. 4
    Roy 12.28.2006 at 5:24 pm |

    “forumlate”
    Nice.
    It might even cause you to formulate.

  5. 5
    Michelle 12.28.2006 at 6:29 pm |

    Chilli night?

  6. 6
    Gabriel Malor 12.28.2006 at 6:47 pm |

    Michelle, ew. Just ew.

  7. 7
    Michelle 12.28.2006 at 7:53 pm |

    Sorry, first thing I thought of.

  8. 8
    Roxanne 12.28.2006 at 8:04 pm |

    Have you been reading Dawn Eden again?

  9. 9
    car 12.28.2006 at 8:05 pm |

    There must be some way to turn around that old joke – Does your butt hurt? Well, it’s killing me!

  10. 10
    W. Kiernan 12.28.2006 at 8:38 pm |

    Well I’m sorry to hear that. I hope you feel better soon.

  11. 11
    Lauren 12.28.2006 at 8:58 pm |

    Now that you say that, mine kind of hurts too. Sympathy butt pains.

  12. 13
    jt 12.28.2006 at 9:57 pm |

    I did a lot of deadlifts yesterday.

    Squats are what really does me in. Sitting is quite an ordeal the next day.

  13. 15
    Amanda Marcotte 12.28.2006 at 11:05 pm |

    I did a lot of deadlifts yesterday.

    That’s good to know. My butt pains are directly related to blogging. Did you know sitting on your ass in front of a computer a lot gives you hemorroids? Now you know. And now you know why putting your computer on your kitchen counter and standing to blog is a good idea.

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  15. 17
    StripGoddess 12.29.2006 at 3:41 am |

    Quite frankly, I’m surprised you didn’t ask us to kiss it! ;-)

  16. 18
    Luna 12.30.2006 at 7:45 pm |

    Real feminists don’t have anal sex! ;)

    **removes tongue from cheek**

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