You Can’t Do That on Television: 1.
Kids Incorporated: 0.
I am of the firm belief that “My Humps” is the single worst song ever made. Ever. Nothing even comes close. If I could assassinate one person on the planet, it would probably be Fergie. I would rather stick rusty nails in my eyes than have to hear “My Humps” ever again. I would rather listen to “Who Let The Dogs Out?” and “The Macarena” on repeat, forever. I would rather eat a box of Krispy Kreme and wash it down with $2 California Merlot. I would rather utter the words, “You know, Bill Donahue kind of has a point…” I would rather be barred from played “Would You Rather” ever again.
You get the idea.
But Alanis may have just changed my mind. Amazing.
Thanks to Ali, who calls this a “true attack on pop culture patriarchy.”