Comments on: Chocolate Jesus

By: False Flag Operative

False Flag Operative — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:28:10 +0000

Chocolate Jesus? This is so funny that I can’t stop laughing and I thought this was against the 10 commandments. Oh well, I enjoyed a good laugh! XD

By: Nomie

Nomie — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 00:30:31 +0000

probably one of his early girlfreinds ended up with invincible teeth or the ability to fly after a slightly over-enthusiastic blowjob.

*laughs, shamelessly*

By: car

car — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 22:36:18 +0000

And in some people, those are what go gray first.

By: Frumious B

Frumious B — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 21:45:03 +0000

do pubes go gray?

Yes, they do. The level of gray probably varies from individual to individual.

By: johanna

johanna — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 20:39:09 +0000

I’m with you Krystel . . . Silly Billy Donahue got a twitter over . . . a well-done rendition of Jesus that is also possibly a commentary on the over-commercialization of Christianity’s most holy day?

Donahue makes me ill – there’s so much more for a Catholic to have moral outrage at (poverty, the death penalty, etc) than religious art.

By: CBrachyrhynchos

CBrachyrhynchos — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 20:33:14 +0000

Hey, isn’t there enough of Jesus’s foreskin lying around in various shrines to make a revival tent?

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 20:29:19 +0000

I would just like to anounce that if there is a hell, I will save all of you a seat.

By: R. Mildred

R. Mildred — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 20:11:04 +0000

Somehow, I can’t imagine Jesus shaving or waxing.

He was nailed to a cross – what was he gonna do, karate chop any young vandals who went about shaving the crucified? And they were probably his own disciples, collecting some messianic cornflake sprinkles.

His blood could turn people who were blind into seers, ergo his pubes must have had some serious mojo attached to htem, probably one of his early girlfreinds ended up with invincible teeth or the ability to fly after a slightly over-enthusiastic blowjob.

By: CBrachyrhynchos

CBrachyrhynchos — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 20:00:48 +0000

I’m prematurely getting the, “Jack Kirby middle-aged man” grey hair on the temples, but don’t seem to be getting grey hair elsewhere.

By: Krystel

Krystel — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 19:58:53 +0000

I don’t know, I know I wouldn’t want to eat candied pubes.

I still don’t get why this is so offensive. I mean, God forbid there be a sculpture of your savior in a meduim everyone enjoys. I guess it could be the whole “eating Jesus” risk, but hello? Communion.