Just look at the evil that homosexuality has wrought:
He may look innocent wrapped in a blanket and wearing a little cap,* but we must remember that this is the child of homosexuals. Therefore, he deserves fewer protections and rights than the children of heterosexual parents, and should grow up being taught that his family is deviant, sick and undeserving of legal recognition. Thank goodness Vice President Cheney’s proud party is willing to stand up to these destroyers of traditional marriage. I’m sure he is very proud.
*Secret: I am a sucker for babies in caps. And dogs in shoes.
Do you mean puppies that fit, ever-so-cutely into a single shoe, or teacup dogs that do likewise, but without the cute. Because I’m going to admit to being hugely prejudiced against small dogs here. If it’s smaller than my cats, it’s not a dog but some horribly wrong dog-thing. Ew.
Is Dick blushing?!
I’m with Moira. And that is despite the fact that many dogs are larger than my cats, whose mothers I suspect were not in fact cats, but a particularly lazy and underachieving breed of tiger.
I love that the proud parents of said baby are nowhere to be seen. It’s almost as if…the Cheneys are ashamed of them, or something.
Underachieving? They found a way to get monkeys to take care of them, find food for them, and help protect their young. And therefore it is their descendents who dominate the earth, not those of the “high-achieving” tigers, who have been hunted by same monkeys to near extinction. Achievement is in the eye of the beholder.
But I agree entirely about the lack of parents in the picture. Where are Mary Cheney and her partner?
(( Oh, and I also am a sucker for babies in caps, even if they are squish-faced homely little critters like the one pictured above. If the caps have little bunny or teddy bear ears on them, bonus. ))
It wouldn’t do to have selfish hedonists appear in a family picture, would it, rainne? I mean, those people (and by those people I mean me) don’t have families. Decent people don’t turn out queer, don’t have queer children.
And by ‘decent people’ I mean Alan Keyes.
Did anyone notice that the baby is wearing a yellow cap? Yellow, not blue. This child will already have to suffer not having a father to teach him good masculine values. Why have they compounded it by not putting him in his proper gender coded hat? How will he ever learn to take his place at the top of the heirarchy? Cleary his lesbian mothers are trying to screw him up in keeping with the evil ways of their evil kind.
I think that is the first picture of Dick Cheney that I have *ever* seen in which his smile doesn’t look like an evil smirking facsimilie of a smile by an evil troll who’s trying to convince the people that he’s one of them.
Oh Dick, you look so coy!
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I actually meant dogs who wear little dog-shoes on their feet when it’s icy out. But puppies sitting inside shoes are very cute too.
Yay for the cute baby.
As one who loves small dogs (I have a special affinity for tiny Pomeranians, and don’t get me started on my love of mini-pins), very small dogs can be very, very precious and very, very sweet, and, almost invariably, shockingly brave.
I know it’s just newborn-face, but to me the baby looks like he’s going “eeeew” like he is absolutely revolted by the company he’s keeping?
Wow, I really like Dick Cheney’s smile here. Genuinely.
Jill,
May I present to you… Ally! (Well, disgruntled Ally, actually.)
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Holy mother mccreary… Dick Cheney looks human, and not like a morlock!
Lesbian babies CLEARLY have superpowers.
I can’t refrain from making deliberate conversation about the little toeses and fingers. And paws. Baby feet, whatever the species, just win.
Cute Overload, despite the bizarre-o commentary, for the WIN. All about that guilty pleasure.
What Betsy said – Wow! He doesn’t look like he has heartburn or some other painful physical thing going on. It’s a miracle!
Dianne: you have to be a pretty lazy and underachieving tiger to make it with a domestic feline, yes?
You like dogs in shoes? Check this out: http://pics.livejournal.com/mnemosyne9/pic/000b959g
He looks…happy. I’m frightened. Somebody hold me!
For the love of Christ, DON’T LET HIM EAT IT!
VP Cheney looks almost … human (say in a sci-fi voice).
The lovely Mrs. Cheney couldn’t look more like Laura Schlesinger without having a bad perm.
… Woah. He … actually looks like a kind, warm grandfather.
HAVE I FALLEN INTO BIZARRO-WORLD!?
“For the love of Christ, DON’T LET HIM EAT IT!”
OMG! That is the hardest I have laughed in over a week. Thank you!
Why doesn’t Lynne Cheney have a an American flag lapel pin on? Why does she hate America?
I agree, Grandpa looks truly human.
Grandma, on the other hand, looks like a life study used for Marvel(tm) comics “evil character-of-the-week” art.
That photo makes her look *really* creepy.
Is Dick blushing?!
His ruddy complexion is an effect of having recently fed on the blood of the living.