Comments on: Feminism is a minority social movement, whose members murder innocent children in order to obtain sexual gratification.*

By: Ledasmom

Ledasmom — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:47:42 +0000

Mmmm, duo of free-range human infant: lightly seared with essence of white truffle, and raw, with a touch of olive oil.
What wine goes with baby?

By: Chicklet

Chicklet — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 14:12:31 +0000

Think baby carpaccio, Tapetum. Thinly sliced over field greens with a lemon vinaigrette.

By: Ledasmom

Ledasmom — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:10:19 +0000

The deal’s off. I only eat my babies roasted. Or possibly stewed

You should never eat babies stewed. It’s hard enough to catch them when sober.
Don’t you know that cooked babies lose all their nutrients? And don’t ask me about frozen.

By: Prose Before Hos

Prose Before Hos — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 20:29:54 +0000

I’m In Love With A Stripper

Apparently it’s real fashionable now a days to call attractive wives of candidates ‘strippers‘! In the Post-Imus media world, this is called having an Imus moment. What this means is that insulting blacks is off the table, and app…

By: "Fair and Balanced" Dave

"Fair and Balanced" Dave — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:50:47 +0000

…and yet I can’t make sense out of a damn word he said. About all I got was “I hate women!”

My interpretation was along the lines of “I hate feminists because liberals are getting laid and I’m not”.

By: junk science

junk science — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:32:54 +0000

Wait…if the baby can flail its limbs in horror that would mean it’s uncooked?

Not to mention, uh, alive.

Well, when people are eating live scorpions, this isn’t much, I guess.

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By: Tapetum

Tapetum — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 22:53:02 +0000

Wait…if the baby can flail its limbs in horror that would mean it’s uncooked? I have to eat raw babies to be a feminist?

The deals off. I only eat my babies roasted. Or possibly stewed.

By: Ledasmom

Ledasmom — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 22:27:06 +0000

Except babies of that age can’t really flee in horror, so it would be more, oh, flailing its limbs uselessly in horror. And spitting up, which for babies is a sign of distress, a reflex or possibly just a way to pass a slow hour.

By: Cath

Cath — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 21:41:34 +0000

I just went to the Townhall site. I’m… never… going… there… again.

Hold me!