How Will You Be Defined in the Dictionary?

Jill Filipovic: A person who falls into an outhouse and dies.

Hot.

Stolen from my friend Rebecca. Thanks, Rebe!

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48 Responses

  1. 1
    kactus 6.15.2007 at 5:51 pm |

    That was my definition too. My daughter’s however, was an adjective meaning, “having the texture of congealed cheese.”

  2. 2
    Linnaeus 6.15.2007 at 5:52 pm |

    My definition, using my real first and last names:

    “Sexually stunning”

    Aww, yeah!

  3. 3
    Kay Olson 6.15.2007 at 5:53 pm |

    “A real life muppet.”

    (bork! bork!)

  4. 4
    Roy 6.15.2007 at 5:53 pm |

    Well, I can’t argue with mine.

    [adjective]:
    Sexually stunning

  5. 5
    Meghan 6.15.2007 at 5:57 pm |

    A lewd street performer

    I couldn’t be happier.

  6. 6
    David Thompson 6.15.2007 at 6:01 pm |

    Have you ever used an outhouse? It’s trickier than it seems.

    Visually addictive? Okaaaaaaay…

  7. 7
    TheBends 6.15.2007 at 6:07 pm |

    Like in nature to a banana peel

  8. 8
    belledame222 6.15.2007 at 6:09 pm |

    A deadly stream of projectile vomit!!

  9. 9
    jeffaclitus 6.15.2007 at 6:10 pm |

    I am “a master of storytelling.”

  10. 10
    Adrienne 6.15.2007 at 6:13 pm |

    Fun, using just my first name:

    A person who has the ability to be invisible

    Both first and last:

    A master blogger

    The first is true, the second, so not!

  11. 11
    Melissa M. 6.15.2007 at 6:15 pm |

    Melissa M…
    [adjective]:

    Extremely extreme!

  12. 12
    ChrisR 6.15.2007 at 6:16 pm |

    I am “similar to butter in texture and appearance”.

  13. 13
    Jaclyn 6.15.2007 at 6:23 pm |

    Like in nature to a train-riding hobo

  14. 14
    Jaclyn 6.15.2007 at 6:24 pm |

    Using just my first name I am “A brand of soylent green breakfast cereal”

  15. 15
    SoE 6.15.2007 at 6:39 pm |

    @jeffaclitus:
    I am, too :)

    But using Soe: visually addictive O.O

  16. 16
    louise 6.15.2007 at 6:40 pm |

    My late sister, who made life “interesting” at the end with her various chemical addictions, came up as “banshee-like”.

    Vs. mine- a master of making ravioli! Hilarious…

  17. 17
    John Protevi 6.15.2007 at 6:47 pm |

    Like in nature to a train-riding hobo.

    I couldn’t be prouder. I get tears in my eyes just thinking of Henry Fonda’s speech to his mom at the end of Grapes of Wrath!

  18. 18
    Lauren 6.15.2007 at 6:54 pm |

    [adjective] — smells like teen spirit.

  19. 19
    Kelsey 6.15.2007 at 7:08 pm |

    Kelsey Jarboe –
    [noun]:

    A hard-core grave robber

  20. 20
    A Pang 6.15.2007 at 7:24 pm |

    Using my full name,

    A human transformer (Robot in disguise)

    There are many copies, and we have a plan.

  21. 21
    Toonces 6.15.2007 at 7:46 pm |

    I am “sexually stunning”. Aw, shucks!
    My sister, on the other hand, is full of bees.

  22. 22
    Sarah 6.15.2007 at 7:53 pm |

    “A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins”

  23. 23
    Thomas 6.15.2007 at 8:13 pm |

    I don’t need an algorithm to tell me that I am a noun meaning “totally serious insufferable douche.”

  24. 24
    Penny 6.15.2007 at 8:15 pm |

    A human transformer – robot in disguise.

  25. 25
    Hawise 6.15.2007 at 9:19 pm |

    I’m with Jaclyn and John Protevi- Like in nature to a train-riding hobo. Can’t say that that is actually wrong.

  26. 26
    Hector B. 6.15.2007 at 9:21 pm |

    another muppet checking in.

  27. 27
    JackGoff 6.15.2007 at 9:44 pm |

    John Goff –
    [adjective]:

    Like in nature to a kangaroo

  28. 28
    Aaron 6.15.2007 at 10:37 pm |

    Extremely Extreme

  29. 29
    Cola Johnson 6.15.2007 at 11:07 pm |

    Cola –
    [adjective]:

    Sexually stunning

    It would’ve been cooler if I’d been the first to post my particular result.

    *sulk*

  30. 30
    ellenbrenna 6.15.2007 at 11:16 pm |

    I am a noun. I am an alien.

    Take me to your leader…it matters not that she is dead in a separate domicile devoted to the relief of your primitive bodily functions.

  31. 31
    Erin PD 6.15.2007 at 11:19 pm |

    Me? I’m a noun. My definition is:

    A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever

    That totally sounds like me…

  32. 32
    Charity 6.15.2007 at 11:19 pm |

    OK, my own was “extremely extreme,” but my lucky sod husband gets:

    “A person who is constantly high.”

  33. 33
    charlotte 6.16.2007 at 5:00 am |

    using my full name, I’m also a ravioli master.

    my partner, however, is “someone who makes a living suing celebrities”.

    hmmmm….

  34. 34
    Bunny 6.16.2007 at 5:11 am |

    “full of bees”

    Gir would be so proud…

  35. 35
    Ruth 6.16.2007 at 6:10 am |

    belledame222, that sounds vile but could be useful. I like Charity’s “lucky sod husband” am one who is constantly high. Oddly enough, this is actually true.

  36. 36
    Ole 6.16.2007 at 6:52 am |

    [noun]: A person who has the ability to be invisible

    How cool is that!?

  37. 37
    Arianna 6.16.2007 at 8:44 am |

    Real name:
    [noun]: A master of storytelling

    Arianna:
    [noun]: A deadly strain of projectiile vomit

  38. 38
    Dianne 6.16.2007 at 1:33 pm |

    I am an immortal. Bow to me and I will resurrect Jill, however smelly the task may be.

  39. 39
    louise 6.16.2007 at 8:50 pm |

    Ellenbrenna, my husband is also an alien- but everyone in MY family already knew that!

  40. 40
    Marian 6.16.2007 at 9:49 pm |

    I am a master storyteller.

    But Jill, when I entered your name, I got “Extremely flatulent.”

  41. 42
    Lizzie (greeneyed fem) 6.16.2007 at 10:57 pm |

    adj. “full of bees”

    Is it totally weird that my dad keeps bees?

  42. 43
    jeffaclitus 6.16.2007 at 11:01 pm |

    It sounds like whoever created the program has something either against people named Jill or against Serbains.

  43. 44
    hanabira 6.17.2007 at 5:57 am |

    “a person with a taste for acorns”

    wow- profound :P

  44. 45
    Kelley 6.17.2007 at 12:52 pm |

    Oh, wow, freaky. I’m a noun, and a hard-core grave robber.

    Top that, people!

  45. 46
    Cara-he 6.17.2007 at 5:17 pm |

    I am a [noun] dance involving little to no clothing.

    Truer word was never spoken.

  46. 47
    Kali 6.17.2007 at 8:21 pm |

    “Pretentiously academian”

    Sigh. Pwned.

  47. 48
    WillyGus 6.18.2007 at 9:29 am |

    Fuzzy to the touch [adj.]

    How did they know I just got my summer haircut?!

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