WOMEN could turn dust into lust — with a sex toy that brings pleasure to HOUSEWORK.
Instead of moaning about chores, they will happily moan as they do them.
The plastic tubular gadget fits on the end of a vacuum pipe.
Its makers say frustrated housewives can place it above their private parts — and orgasm in just TEN SECONDS.
Or they could just buy a vibrator and get off. You know, because getting off is fun.
I like multi-tasking as much as anyone, but this seems like a really shoddy way to convince women that housework is hot. And don’t forget, ladies, it’s not about you — it’s about the mens. Because women’s sexual pleasure always has to be sold as somehow benefitting dudes:
So chaps, next time you come home to a smiling missus, she’s probably been been quietly cleaning all day.
And then she’ll suck your dick.
Thanks to Thomas for the link.
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