Wipe Away the Sin

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Am I the only one who snickered about which body parts good Christian girls and boys will wipe clean first?

via a religious blog that calls Satan Wipes “Products that I wished existed — Oh wait, they do. It’s called holy water.”


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5 comments for “Wipe Away the Sin

  1. ohsohappy
    September 13, 2007 at 11:08 am

    BrainBleach(tm) is what they really need. That way they can also wipe out the memory of that sin, cause when they think about it, they want to do it all over again. Necessitating the need for more Satan Wipes, of course.

  2. zuzu
    September 13, 2007 at 11:16 am

    Don’t Kleenexes or an old sock work just as well?

  3. Micky
    September 13, 2007 at 5:36 pm

    Kleenexes are horrible. They stick and fragment and geimpossible to remove. Old socks or even new ones work wonderfully.

  4. Susan
    September 14, 2007 at 10:50 pm

    Wait no longer! These (or something very like them) already exist. I bought some at the local Borders not too long ago for a friend:

    http://store.washawayyoursins.com/waawyosito6.html

  5. September 15, 2007 at 9:38 pm

    I like how happy Satan looks on the bottle, springing along with his pitchfork raised up over his head. “Whee! I’m evil!”

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