Meet the Shenis:
Of course, it would be possible to make a device that enabled women to pee standing up and didn’t look like a giant foot-long cock, but where’s the fun in that?
Before I buy one, though, she’s gonna have to do a better job of marketing it to the ladies. Paint it pink and bedazzle the shit out of it and then we’ll talk.
via Jezebel.
Don’t forget a corkscrew and a Xanax compartment!
The PeeZee is a million times more practical and appealing.
http://pee-zees.tripod.com/
That video was terrible. That woman should not be selling anything. I also love how she turns the giant penis right side up and pee spills out of it onto her hand! Smooth.
Does she spill all the piss on herself at the beginning?
I found the unpolished quality of her delivery rather charming, myself.
And I think that’s probably prop pee she’s spilling.
I thought it was hilarious myself. They sell other stuff for peeing standing up that does NOT require a fake penis though. But hey, whatever turns you on ;)
Why does it need to be so long and thick? It could do the same job much smaller.
But, Kate, the PeeZee does not make me laugh like a stopped drain for five minutes. I would buy one of these if I had twenty dollars and didn’t have an excessively shy bladder.
There was a camping catalog in the seventies that offered something like the peezee, it was shaped like a square funnel. Might have been LL Bean before they went all prep — when it was a real camping outfitters company.
I wonder how much it cost her to get the thing made and packaged. There’s nothing convenient about carrying around a 12″ rigid plastic dildo looking thing.
I feel so bad for this woman. It´s like she walked into the gigantic vegan-vegetarian cooperative grocery down in SOMA and tried to get everyone to try her homemade neatloaf.
Bullshiiiiiiit. Because if you want to pee outside, you can’t just … pee outside.
And women can’t just buy fake peeing penises, but we need love poems with them.
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