Penis envy

by Jill on 9.30.2007 · 11 comments

in Gender, Humor

Meet the Shenis:

Of course, it would be possible to make a device that enabled women to pee standing up and didn’t look like a giant foot-long cock, but where’s the fun in that?

Before I buy one, though, she’s gonna have to do a better job of marketing it to the ladies. Paint it pink and bedazzle the shit out of it and then we’ll talk.

via Jezebel.

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1 ankathry 9.30.2007 at 1:18 pm

Don’t forget a corkscrew and a Xanax compartment!

2 Kate 9.30.2007 at 3:43 pm

The PeeZee is a million times more practical and appealing.
http://pee-zees.tripod.com/

That video was terrible. That woman should not be selling anything. I also love how she turns the giant penis right side up and pee spills out of it onto her hand! Smooth.

3 martin 9.30.2007 at 3:48 pm

Does she spill all the piss on herself at the beginning?

4 Sycorax 9.30.2007 at 4:13 pm

I found the unpolished quality of her delivery rather charming, myself.

And I think that’s probably prop pee she’s spilling.

5 Beth 9.30.2007 at 5:24 pm

I thought it was hilarious myself. They sell other stuff for peeing standing up that does NOT require a fake penis though. But hey, whatever turns you on ;)

6 JenLovesPonies 9.30.2007 at 9:34 pm

Why does it need to be so long and thick? It could do the same job much smaller.

7 Ledasmom 9.30.2007 at 11:00 pm

But, Kate, the PeeZee does not make me laugh like a stopped drain for five minutes. I would buy one of these if I had twenty dollars and didn’t have an excessively shy bladder.

8 kate 10.1.2007 at 12:50 am

There was a camping catalog in the seventies that offered something like the peezee, it was shaped like a square funnel. Might have been LL Bean before they went all prep — when it was a real camping outfitters company.

I wonder how much it cost her to get the thing made and packaged. There’s nothing convenient about carrying around a 12″ rigid plastic dildo looking thing.

9 piny 10.1.2007 at 1:12 pm

I feel so bad for this woman. It´s like she walked into the gigantic vegan-vegetarian cooperative grocery down in SOMA and tried to get everyone to try her homemade neatloaf.

10 Lindsay 10.1.2007 at 8:15 pm

Bullshiiiiiiit. Because if you want to pee outside, you can’t just … pee outside.

And women can’t just buy fake peeing penises, but we need love poems with them.

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