Oh Doug Giles, you are too funny:
Can you imagine if a group of Christians got together and made a photograph advertising their upcoming rally, and in that photo they deliberately went out of their way to tick off homosexuals?
What do you think would happen? Do you think the mainstream media would cover it? Do you think Katie Couric, Chris Matthews, Swill Maher and the other liberal curmudgeons would wade in and condemn the Christians and call ‘em haters…meanies…or…or…something?
Huh. Can you imagine the crazy topsy-turvy world in which Christians would deliberately try to tick of homosexuals? I’m pretty sure Pam writes about it every single day, but because Doug seems to need some extra help, here are but a few examples. And those are just from the past week.
You and I both know these darling duplicitous Christophobic thugs would be on their TV shows screaming anathemas at Christians louder than Yoko Ono would yell if she accidentally knelt on her own breast. They would be on the church like a dog on a June bug. Like Rosie on a case of Twinkies. Like Bill Clinton on Hustler’s 2007 Chunky Intern Issue. We would never hear the end of it.
Wow, Doug Giles is a master of comedy. Yoko Ono has saggy tits! (That is what that joke means, right?). Rosie O’Donnell is fat! Hey, Monica Lewinsky is fat too! Don’t worry folks, he’s here all night.
However, what does the Main Stream Media do when the tables are turned and the queer crowd spits on the Christian community by showing a bunch of S&M/B&D mooks as Christ and his disciples in an advertisement for the foul end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it Folsom Street Fair this weekend? Probably nothing.
And here I thought the radical Christians totally got off on domination and submission.
You remember Da Vinci’s painting of Christ, The Last Supper, don’t cha? Well the Wizards of Odd, yes the marketing crew at Freaks-R-Us, decided it would be cool to market their “Street Fair” by replacing Jesus with some black/gay/S&M dude and then…then…swap the disciples out for a bunch of randy bondage boys and…and…(they weren’t finished)…switch the bread and wine—which represents Christ’s sacrificial body and blood given as a ransom for man’s sin—with a bunch of rubber-fisted dildos, together with a broad selection of other fetish crap made only for the fetid critter.
Fascinating that “black” is as offensive to Doug as “gay” and “S&M.”
As stated, I seriously doubt anti-Christian MSM and their squawking heads will hold the queer nation’s fingers to flame for this. Why, you ask? They love it. Look, anything that will whiz on Christ, goof on God and barf on Christians is completely cool with them.
I just had a mental image of a Very Special Report on CNN, complete with video footage introduced by a Very Serious Anchowoman featuring a gay dude barfing on a Christian. And I’ll admit, I laughed.
Now, I think it’s silly and mean-spirited to attack people for their Christian faith (or any faith). But as Doug is foaming at the mouth about The Last Dildo Supper, he’s crying freedom of speech when cartoonists portray Muslims as terrorists and disrespect their religion. Further, he seems to think that making fun of a really old painting is way worse than denying an entire community of people equal rights.
In other news, Doug Giles hosts talks all over the U.S., called “Doug Giles ProvacaTour Seminars.” The tagline is “Bold. Raw. Outrageous.”
The jokes write themselves sometimes, but I’ll refrain from the gutter-humor.