Comments on: If Ann Coulter is a perfected Jew and the RNC is Heaven, then I’ll be happy to see you in Hell

By: Feministe » It truly pains me to defend Ann Coulter, but

Feministe » It truly pains me to defend Ann Coulter, but — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:25:57 +0000

[...] — has posted a picture of Ann Coulter with suggestions for how to “perfect” her (get it?). Which would be funny, because there’s a whole lot that’s fucked up about Ann Coulter [...]

By: Amanda

Amanda — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:18:17 +0000

By that logic, you could argue Islam is a perfected form of Christianity and that Christians need to accept Muhammad as their prophet.

By: QLH

QLH — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:55:32 +0000

PIAPS-LOVING

Congratulations; I had to look up that one.

Does “pants suit” sound idiotic and redundant to anyone else? It’s a suit. An ordinary suit. It’s the same set of clothing, on anyone.

By: ellenbrenna

ellenbrenna — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:52:45 +0000

Actually my theory on Ann is that she is in fact a radical feminist performance artist who decided to say the most offensive things possible until she got dismissed from the public discourse.

When she got her first book deal she went completely, irretrivably insane.

By: Batocchio

Batocchio — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:39:47 +0000

I blogged on this, too, but I love your take, especially the title!

By: Negril Jerry

Negril Jerry — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:37:30 +0000

Ann’s a neo-nazi bulmenic performance artist & closet leather-dyke who hates lesbians and gays and….well, the list’s too long. So she tried to drum up sales for her new POS book by going on the air and saying that our country would be a better place to live in if all the Jews converted, so they’d be “perfected Jews”….the host gives her an out to “explain and she’s thinking “Explain what, Wimp-Boy? I just sold 10,000 more copies!” then on Tucker Carlson she dropped the wowie zowie blockbuster that John Edwards had an 18 month affair. She’s sure it’s the truth, her source is (no kidding) the National Enquirer HAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAA

It’s way too easy to mock Ann, like shooting tuna in a barrel

By: RALPH

RALPH — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:04:24 +0000

STOP TRYING TO SMEAR ANN AS ANTI-SEMITIC, YOU TERRORIST-CODDLING, AMERICA-HATING, PIAPS-LOVING DEMLIBS!!! THE BEAUTIFUL COULTER PLAN FOR MIDDLE EAST PEACE IS PRO-ISRAEL AND THE GREATEST HOPE FOR THE JEWISH PEOPLE TODAY!!!!!

By: Flowers

Flowers — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:02:51 +0000

Didn’t Dean say something about Repubs being “wealthy Christian white men” and then get harrassed to no end because the then current RNC Chair was Jewish?

By: SunlessNick

SunlessNick — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:22:41 +0000

I love this bit:

No, no, no, no, no. I don’t want you being offended by this.

So long as she orders you not to be offended, it’s not offensive. Perfected Coulter logic.

By: Mnemosyne

Mnemosyne — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:16:56 +0000

But calling yourself a libertarian is not the same thing as being one.

We’ve been saying this about “Christians” like Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson for years, but no one listens. Kinda sucks when someone hijacks your philosophy and gets to make public statements about what it “really” is while you’re stuck screaming at the TV, doesn’t it?