Comments on: Feministe’s Next Top Troll – Vote Early, Vote Often!

By: Feministe » Feministe’s Next Top Troll, Season 2

Feministe » Feministe’s Next Top Troll, Season 2 — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:50:05 +0000

[...] We’ve played this before, but for new readers, here’s the game: We have 12 contestants for the award of Feministe’s Next Top Troll. Their comments are below the fold, along with a nice little voting thingy where you can click on your favorite. Read their comments, pick the most egregious (or hilarious) and vote away. General misogyny warnings abound. We’ll narrow it down to the Top 3 and then do a run-off. Voting closes whenever I get bored and close it. Enjoy! [...]

By: In case you missed it « my place

In case you missed it « my place — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 23:02:08 +0000

[...] It’s hard to believe but they’ve gotten dumber. Of course I made an appearance. And Top Troll Tony “West Side of the Verrazano-Narrows” Palmyra is especially funny and clueless. If [...]

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:42:54 +0000

I voted for Tony because of (a) his apparent expertise in things anal (i.e., a knotted rag up the ass on purpose) and (b) the visual suggested by “You are already fucking Republicans…” I picture neocon Neandertals attempting to memorize passages from Dworkin as they prepare to court Jill. ;-)

But I’m really worried that my feminist girlfriend is going to be out of the mainstream as described by these great wits! Do I have to split up with her, induce without-a-man desperation… and buy her a cat? Or should I just try something with a knotted rag?

A loofah?

Falafel?!

By: projektleiterin

projektleiterin — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:09:06 +0000

I voted for Milo. Age and relationships, at the moment, are touchy issues for me, you insensitive bastard. :D

By: VicSin

VicSin — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 16:36:24 +0000

I don’t care for most children, hate cats, have a wonderful relationship…and I’m a feminist! I think I like my life better than the haters like theirs! And if we’re stereotyping, I think they might get the short end of the stick…

By: Skwee

Skwee — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:27:29 +0000

I voted Alaska Hero. He was the most contradictory and illogical of the six (actually that was probably Roxy, but the Hero trips over himself a couple times, making him that much more entertaining). He needs to actually read this blog before he shoots his mouth off here.

And on the subject of Tim’s video URL: because cartoons are exactly like reality! Sigh.

By: Erika

Erika — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:04:55 +0000

I voted for Tim. He’s so concerned about our happiness. What a gentleman.

By: DaisyDeadhead

DaisyDeadhead — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 17:33:18 +0000

Voting for the guy who bets his testicles, Tony. I figure he’ll keep doing that, forgetting he only has two, and if we wait awhile, he finally won’t have any testicles at all.

And then, watch what happens: He’ll blame feminists for that too!

By: Doug

Doug — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 14:04:26 +0000

I’m willing to take some Hanukkah pussy for the team, though.

That would be where, instead of lasting 8 seconds as it usually would, your orgasm miraculously lasts 8 days? Sounds fun but rigorous.

Don’t forget “Ramadan pussy,” where you don’t get any for 30 days are so and come out of it claiming to feel cleansed and reborn. In other words, it’s pretty much the only kind Tony gets.

By: EG

EG — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:16:23 +0000

. An outside observer, say a space alien learning about our culture, would see that the people concerned with human rights and general fairness for everyone like cats, and the real jerks don’t like cats, and would thus conclude that cats are pretty awesome indeed.

OK, I gotta say…I don’t like cats. My mother doesn’t like cats. We’re both feminists, we’re both leftists, we’ve both been active in what used to be called the struggle. I like to think that neither of us are real jerks–at least, not compared to the likes of Tony!