Um. Well, I feel pretty bad posting this above some really important news, but this *might* be the greatest video of all time. Thank you Fox News, thank you so, so much.
All the bullies at the office won’t know what hit ‘em. Those bastards.
*best moment of the video: when they actually show you how to use the “Rip-Away 1000″ (best name ever, by the way)




Oh, my heavens.
“Is your underwear around your knees?”
“Yes.”
This may be the saddest thing you watch all day.
And the funniest!
I think I perfer the fart-suppressing underwear
But wedgies might be a serious problem for young Republicans
Bunch of jerks. Those kids looked so embarrassed.