Worst beer ad ever.

I think this may even beat “You poke it, you own it.”

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    Mael 11.21.2007 at 9:58 am |

    I think it’s liquor, not beer.

    But holy cow, how can they even pretend that’s not disturbing?

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    hanna 11.21.2007 at 10:21 am |

    Does anyone ever advertise alcohol to women? I’m trying to imagine what such an ad would look like and utterly failing.

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    Rachel of Cyberia 11.21.2007 at 10:25 am |

    They can’t advertise beer to women. Beer makes you feel good, and the point of advertising to women is to make us feel bad.

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    Michelle 11.21.2007 at 10:33 am |

    No it’s not a beer.. it’s a liquor and it tastes awful.

    I myself had the great pleasure of actually seeing this one television.. it pissed me off then. I think the worst part of ads like this, or jokes of this is that it’s always the men who have to put up with so much from women, the idea that women might have to put up with bullshit from men, in relationships or otherwise, is rarely given much sympathy.. let alone justifying outright violence.

    Oh and in a country where women pretty much drink as much as men, this advertising is really stupid.

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    jayinchicago 11.21.2007 at 10:36 am |

    wow that actually made me gasp.

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    spastic_jedi 11.21.2007 at 10:39 am |

    Oh my god, when she started to deflate and her head caved in, all I could think of was skull fractures.

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    Charlie 11.21.2007 at 10:42 am |

    That is amazingly offensive.

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    Thomas, TSID 11.21.2007 at 10:45 am |

    Hanna, how about this:
    “Jagermeister: self-medicate the patriarchy away.”

    I’m a teetotaler. But I wonder if I were a woman in this culture, would I drink just to make the constant barrage stop? I’m a het white guy, and I can stick my fingers in my ears and get a break from the constant drumbeat that women are objects or second-class citizens or Gammas or obstacles; my spouse and my sister and my daughter can’t do that and I can’t imagine how they cope. Seriously.

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    jfpbookworm 11.21.2007 at 10:57 am |

    Does anyone ever advertise alcohol to women?

    Nope. Because the advertisers fear men will think of it as a “chick drink” and avoid it.

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    jfpbookworm 11.21.2007 at 11:05 am |

    Oh, and the other reason they don’t advertise alcohol to women is because the ways alcohol is supposed to appeal to women (e.g., “doesn’t taste like crap”) are also regarded as appealing to minors. What this says about our conception of women is left as an exercise to the reader.

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    preying mantis 11.21.2007 at 12:18 pm |

    “What this says about our conception of women is left as an exercise to the reader.”

    That one’s probably less about society’s conception of women and more about society’s propensity to overreach when it comes to demon rum and its evil schemes to get its claws on the tender flower of our precious, vulnerable youth. Won’t somebody please think of the children!, etc.

    Anything not specifically marketed to 25-30-somethings who see their beer guts and lack of any grooming more advanced than the occasional bath as the basis of their masculinity is pointed to as “targeting minors.” My guess would be that the people doing the pointing, who often like to act as if alcohol manufacturers are evil and actively trying to promote underage drinking (possibly with the intention of killing teens to please their dark lord), don’t even have adult females on their radar.

    You get that weird sense that they’re still seeing things in term of the Prohibitionists, where girls might suffer from being tempted to indulge, but women are just martyred to the indulgences of the men around them. When they see an ad that promotes a non-gendered, non-ball-clutching “whoo, alcohol” view, the idea that it could be targeting women doesn’t even cross their minds. It’s not marketed towards men, women don’t drink, ergo it’s targeting minors. Never mind that nobody’s running commercials in which Drinky Winky tells grade-schoolers to get into their parents’ liquor cabinet if they want everyone to love them. Never mind that it’s incredibly difficult to market towards legal-to-drink young adults (or even really say “Our product is completely awesome”) without appealing to both the 18-20-year-old segment that’s adult-but-still-underage and the 14-17-year-olds eager to appropriate the trappings of the college set. Never mind that women actually drink. It’s a moral crusade, hung more on ideology and a desire to punish than an accurate view of the problem and effective countermeasures.

    That said, if booze was marketed toward women the way it was toward men–shirk your responsibilities! cavort with younger, hotter members of the opposite sex! have a rocking time without having to justify it or answer to anyone over it!–the societal head-explosion could probably be heard from the moon, which is rather an accomplishment.

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    Cymbal 11.21.2007 at 12:24 pm |

    *woo threaddrift*

    I’m a teetotaler. But I wonder if I were a woman in this culture, would I drink just to make the constant barrage stop? I’m a het white guy, and I can stick my fingers in my ears and get a break from the constant drumbeat that women are objects or second-class citizens or Gammas or obstacles; my spouse and my sister and my daughter can’t do that and I can’t imagine how they cope. Seriously.

    I don’t drink either. I cope by knowing that none of it is true. The real stressor is the resulting annoyance/anger with being constantly told noxious and hateful lies about myself. I tend to mostly develop contempt towards the people and social structures that spew the garbage. I think that contempt is less stressful to experience then constant fury. Though constant fury would be pretty justified by all this shit.

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    violetfishy 11.21.2007 at 1:02 pm |

    Being at work, I can’t watch the ad. Can someone write a description please?

    But it’s for Jagermeister? Such a shame…I love that drink.

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    Red Stapler 11.21.2007 at 3:01 pm |

    Does anyone ever advertise alcohol to women?

    There’s that ridiculous Disaronno ad with the attractive woman and the attractive bartender. That one seems to be marketing to faux-artsy yuppies everywhere.

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    Thomas, TSID 11.21.2007 at 4:12 pm |

    Violetfishy, a guy is on a beach and the women next to him, who is conventionally attractive and thin but made up to look bad, is talking constantly in an unpleasant tone in a language I can’t identify. The social trope is that we’re supposed to understand that she’s nagging. He reaches behind her and pulls the sort of valve that inflatable pool toys have, and she slowly deflates, her head and face caving in alarmingly. He rolls her up. In the next scene, he is drinking the advertised liquor in a chair next to another guy in silence, and they clink bottles.

    It’s not for Jagermeister. I pulled that out of nowhere. The name of the liquor is something I have never heard of.

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    Roxie 11.21.2007 at 4:16 pm |

    well, Red Stapler, it worked for me.

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    Red Stapler 11.21.2007 at 4:25 pm |

    Roxie:

    Hey, they were both attractive, and I dig me some amaretto sours.

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    exholt 11.21.2007 at 4:30 pm |

    Oh, and the other reason they don’t advertise alcohol to women is because the ways alcohol is supposed to appeal to women (e.g., “doesn’t taste like crap”) are also regarded as appealing to minors. What this says about our conception of women is left as an exercise to the reader.

    Could part of this be American culture’s split love-hate relationship with alcohol throughout its history from widespread usage to periodic moralistic protests culminating in prohibition which brought its own problems?

    Moreover, is part of the conception of alcohol being advertised mostly to men in additional to being plain old sexism also a remnant of Victorian morality, Women being a visible part of the prohibitionist/moralistic ban movements, seen as moral do-gooders/American cultural conscience, and thus, not only a “waste of time” in the eyes of alcohol marketers, but possible underlying fears “sullying our women” if it is marketed towards women…as nonsensical and contradictory as that sounds judging by this and other alcohol ads?

    Disclaimer: I am a quasi-tee-totaler as I drink moderately only on social occasions and when I feel like it….which over the last year I can count on the fingers of one hand.

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    prairielily 11.21.2007 at 5:09 pm |

    Does anyone ever advertise alcohol to women?

    I have seen one ad… I think it was for Budweiser, but I’m really not sure. It was some domestic beer, which in Canada includes brands like Labatt and Molson, obviously.

    Anyway, there were two ads. One had a bunch of guys escaping from the city for the weekend and heading to their cabin/cottage/lake house (whatever you want to call it) and drinking a few by the docks, when they notice some women on the other side of the lake. The other ad is basically exactly the same, but it’s from the perspective of the women who are relaxing at the lake for exactly the same reason, with a few beers.

    There’s a whole heterosexist sexual dynamic to the ad that was a little annoying, but the idea that women work hard and like to chill with their friends and a few beers out by the lake? How often do we get to see women treated as real people with normal, understandable motivations like that? They’re usually orgasmically snacking on chocolate or yoghurt while dancing around with a Swiffer and packing lunch for little kids while playing some guy’s pretty-object-of-the-night in a bar. (Not all at the same time, but you know what I mean.)

    There’s also a Moosehead ad where a bunch of guys are going sailing, and a couple of women (girlfriends, I guess,) are saying goodbye at the dock. The guys are sailing away when one of the women notices that they left a bottle of beer behind, and the guys freak out and beg her to throw it. She sprints across the dock, jumping over various objects, and we see her arm arc as she prepares to throw the bottle… and then she doesn’t. She waves sweetly and keeps the beer for herself while the men look on mournfully. I’m not sure if that one really counts, though.

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    kate 11.21.2007 at 5:59 pm |

    But I wonder if I were a woman in this culture, would I drink just to make the constant barrage stop? I’m a het white guy, and I can stick my fingers in my ears and get a break from the constant drumbeat that women are objects or second-class citizens or Gammas or obstacles; my spouse and my sister and my daughter can’t do that and I can’t imagine how they cope.

    For me its annoying white noise which never comes to the surface until it causes my paycheck to be smaller, men to dismiss me because I don’t play the game, or women to hate me. Then it becomes a thundering avalanche of rage.

    Does anyone ever advertise alcohol to women?

    I once saw a Schlitz ad that showed a woman, retreating in the kitchen away from the household responsibilities to have a beer. It was creepy to me as it looked like the picture of an alcoholic. The other was for O’Doul’s, with a pregnant woman sitting at a bar. Both of the commercials did not sit well with me. Neither had the ‘good times’ theme of the male centered ads, which of course made them suck royally, because without the mythology of the ‘good times’, what is drinking anyway but imbibing in a very addictive substance?

    The one with the pregnant woman in a bar made me cringe as I’ve seen my share of FAS children and drunken pregnant woman.

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    preying mantis 11.21.2007 at 6:38 pm |

    “The one with the pregnant woman in a bar made me cringe as I’ve seen my share of FAS children and drunken pregnant woman.”

    …isn’t O’Doul’s a non-alcoholic beer?

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    Bloix 11.21.2007 at 6:47 pm |

    Fernet Stock is a popular liqueur in the czech republic. Stock is the name of the company. They have a version, Fernet Stock Citrus, that is aimed specifically at women drinkers. Wonder whether this ad has turned women off to that product.

    The target for the ad, I would think, is a man who is not attractive to women and doesn’t have a bikinied girlfriend to lie on the beach with him. The ad is designed to reassure him that he’s better off without a girl and that getting plastered with the guys is better than sex.

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    Caro 11.21.2007 at 6:48 pm |

    Does anyone ever advertise alcohol to women?
    Nope. Because the advertisers fear men will think of it as a “chick drink” and avoid it.

    Exactly. It’s the old idea that girls will watch movies/read books/play video games about men, things that are considered ‘boy stuff’ — but boys will not do the same things in reverse. Having something branded with the Man Stamp of Approval makes it into a status symbol, but having something marked “girly” makes it something to generally be mocked and marginalized. (jfpbookworm, you also make a good point about the connection between marketing towards women and children.)

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    kate 11.21.2007 at 8:12 pm |

    …isn’t O’Doul’s a non-alcoholic beer?

    It has a significantly reduced alcohol content, but that’s not what got me, its that any alcoholic would look at that and find another good rationalization to have on at the bar. It just seemed too close.

    Might I also add to my response to Thomas about how women can ‘take it’ everyday. They don’t too well over all, women by far suffer from depression and personality disorders than men, most I attribute to having to cope with a horrendous abuse and oppression.

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    kate 11.21.2007 at 8:14 pm |

    …isn’t O’Doul’s a non-alcoholic beer?

    It has a significantly reduced alcohol content, but that’s not what got me, its that any alcoholic would look at that and find another good rationalization to have on at the bar. It just seemed too close.

    Might I also add to my response to Thomas about how women can ‘take it’ everyday. They don’t too well over all, women by far suffer more from depression and personality disorders than men, most many would attribute to having to cope with horrendous abuse and oppression.

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    cherylp 11.21.2007 at 8:43 pm |

    I’ve seen a couple of beer ads (in Canada) that I think are targeting women, but only for light and/or low-cal beers. Typical.

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    Brittany 11.22.2007 at 12:29 am |

    Does anyone ever advertise alcohol to women?

    Well, there was this one ad with a female bartender talking about how her significant other just wasn’t good enough for her and didn’t even try anymore and —

    Oh. Wait, sorry, that was an ad for Swiffer and the bartender was talking to a dirty mop.

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    Jovan1984 11.22.2007 at 5:24 am |

    I don’t think that the beer ad is the worst ever, even though it comes pretty damn close. Commercials like that is why I don’t drink any kind of alcoholic product. All commercials for alcoholic products are very sexist.

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    wiggles 11.22.2007 at 7:31 am |

    # jfpbookworm Says:
    November 21st, 2007 at 11:05 am

    Oh, and the other reason they don’t advertise alcohol to women is because the ways alcohol is supposed to appeal to women (e.g., “doesn’t taste like crap”) are also regarded as appealing to minors. What this says about our conception of women is left as an exercise to the reader.
    # preying mantis Says:
    November 21st, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    “What this says about our conception of women is left as an exercise to the reader.”

    That one’s probably less about society’s conception of women and more about society’s propensity to overreach when it comes to demon rum and its evil schemes to get its claws on the tender flower of our precious, vulnerable youth. Won’t somebody please think of the children!, etc.

    That women are equated with children.

    Adorable little nuisances you wish you could just roll up and stuff in a satchel when you’ve had quite enough of them and their annoying tendency to produce sounds with their mouths.

    Children don’t have it so good either, but that’s another topic (or is it?)

    This commercial gives me that murderous feeling.

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    Trudi 11.22.2007 at 9:29 am |

    So sexist, it didn’t even need subtitles.

    Do women need alcohol marketed to them in a positive way?

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    cuscavel 11.22.2007 at 8:40 pm |

    In portugal, a beer company made an ad just for heterosexuals. “Hetero Pride”, they said.
    Look here: http://www.tagus.pt/homepage

    Also watch Panteras Rosa blog – a activist group for lgbt rights. genious! http://panterasrosa.blogspot.com/2007/11/panteras-rosa-apoiam-cerveja-tagus.html

    Cheers!

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    Luna 11.22.2007 at 8:47 pm |

    The creepy Bailey’s ads here in Canada seem to be targeted at women. They’re about how a party (always a white, upper middle class party with quiet music and lots of laughter) is made perfect by Bailey’s. And how drinking it is just a little naughty. I find the ads seriously annoying.

    This Jagermeister ad is beyond terrible.

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    Irate Islander 11.24.2007 at 7:41 am |

    In the late 80s or early 90s, Michelob had a campaign which appeared in Glamour, etc. which featured the light beer, but touted the taste saying that the lesser calories weren’t important because you’re perfect the way you are. And there’s one where some women buy a guy a beer as a way to approach/flirt with him. But I don’t remember the details of that one.

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    markus 11.25.2007 at 11:37 am |

    But you gotta admit, sometimes you just need that escape, whether you are a man or a woman.

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