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“All the feminist movement needed to do was bring on someone who had the balls to do something about this glass ceiling business”

By Jill on 12.3.2007

Seriously.

(The article is perfect. I am dying laughing. Go read it).

Thanks to Brent for the link.

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15 Responses

  1. 1
    Joe 12.3.2007 at 10:05 pm |

    Not quite as good as this one , but still dead on.

  2. 2
    Antigone 12.3.2007 at 10:33 pm |

    The fuck?

  3. 3
    tinfoil hattie 12.3.2007 at 10:42 pm |

    I LOVE The Onion. It keeps me sane.

  4. 4
    exholt 12.3.2007 at 11:09 pm |

    I LOVE The Onion.

    Ditto. Get it every time I find a stack of them on campus or in random neighborhoods.

  5. 5
    randy 12.4.2007 at 4:05 am |

    I really do not know what the article was all about. Is it really true that feminists have, after all these years of men hating cliches, now appointed a man to give them a direction and a proper plan of action.Every body knows that feminism has gone haywire and feminists are busy promoting ideas that they themselves do not believe in and these ideas have not helped women very much in the long run.Most of their ideas are now being openly challenged and severely criticised. But it is totally different cup of coffee to hear that feminists are employing men to fight for them.What a turn of events!!!!!

  6. 6
    onlooker 12.4.2007 at 6:03 am |

    Feminists have to change their own mindsets. They are badly trapped in their own warped up world and are very prone to seeing things from their coloured glasses.As a result of such highly emotional and biased responses, we are increasingly seeing feminists being sexiest and displaying double standards, which is doing tremendous harm to their own image.It cannot be denied that their image had definitely taken a beating and their views are being increasingly criticised.
    I do not know whether appointing a man to decide on some policy matters will help or not.They have to desperately reanalyse their own mind sets.

  7. 7
    Jill 12.4.2007 at 6:05 am | *

    Randy, the article is a joke. Apparently, so are you.

  8. 8
    Mandolin 12.4.2007 at 9:12 am |

    He’s been trolling Alas, too.

  9. 9
    Kirsten 12.4.2007 at 9:21 am |

    we are increasingly seeing feminists being sexiest

    LOL.

  10. 10
    Esme 12.4.2007 at 10:02 am |

    Well, yes, I would say we are!

  11. 11
    meggygurl 12.4.2007 at 11:51 am |

    Finally! A Nice Guy (TM) is going to help us poor, disorganized women who don’t have the go getterness to get our rights! Why didn’t we ask men to hold open the door for us sooner? It seems so easy….

    Colbert must be excited to see this turn of events! :D

    /sarcasm

    That was funny times. I needed a good laugh.

  12. 12
    Medicine Man 12.4.2007 at 8:21 pm |

    I was so going to e-mail a link to feministe@hotmail but I’m happy to see you folks beat me to it. This last part is hysterical:

    Although he has not hinted at any future projects after all forms of gender discrimination are a thing of the past, McGowan has vehemently denied rumors that he will leave the feminist movement to head up the struggle for gay rights.

    “The wife would kill me if I took on any more hours,” McGowan said. “I’m sure those fellows know how that goes.”

    It’s so nice when someone actually knows how to make satire work, unlike the driveway-gravel stupid, university newspaper writers who frequently grace us with their terrible sniveling.

  13. 13
    SarahMC 12.4.2007 at 11:21 pm |

    feminists being sexiest

    Ain’t that the truth.

  14. 14
    Roxie 12.5.2007 at 1:49 am |

    oooh, can we have another troll poll? “feminists being sexiest” is hot!

  15. 15
    Roxie 12.5.2007 at 2:12 am |

    “feminists being sexiest” vs. “put the f in bitches” hrmmm….

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