A friend of mine is going to the type of New Year’s party where people usually start making resolutions. And she hates that sort of thing. So she’s decided to cut any earnestness off at the pass by offering Resolutions by Committee: a bag full of resolutions, the sillier the better, that people can draw out and act upon.
And I said I’d help her think of some, but I’m kind of out of ideas.
So, here’s where I need your help: can you think of any resolutions, silly but achievable, for this project? Slight embarrassment is fine; mortification is not.