What the fucking fuck?

Ban swearing in bars? You must be shitting me.

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18 Responses

  1. Astraea
    Astraea January 11, 2008 at 6:54 pm |

    Is there any worthwhile music that isn’t profane? What is profane? How do they decide?

    This is the kind of thing that encourages abuse. I bet we all know exactly what kind of bars will be targeted.

  2. Cara
    Cara January 11, 2008 at 7:19 pm |

    Why, I might call this a violation of free speech if I was able to express such sentiments without breaking the law.

  3. louise
    louise January 11, 2008 at 7:24 pm |

    Stupidest fucking thing I ever heard of. Wish I had George Carlin’s eloquence.

  4. D.N. Nation
    D.N. Nation January 11, 2008 at 7:49 pm |

    This is the kind of thing that encourages abuse. I bet we all know exactly what kind of bars will be targeted.

    Weeeeell, maybe.

    In a town I used to live in, a bunch of bars came up with a “no wife-beater/no sagging jeans” policy. THAT was pretty obvious on its targets.

    This? Not exactly. I can easily see this applying to just straight-up blue-collar bars as well.

  5. hematopoetic
    hematopoetic January 11, 2008 at 7:51 pm |

    wtfh!?

    Bars aren’t supposed to be family friendly! If you don’t want to hear swearing, don’t go to a bar. I protested mandatory seatbelt laws because they make it easier for cops to pull someone over for no reason other than they looked “suspicious.” The same is true of this shit. Laws are rarely or never enforced equally across all groups. Who’s going to be the real target of this shit?

  6. Astraea
    Astraea January 11, 2008 at 7:57 pm |

    D.N. Nation, I don’t think it’s so much that the targets are clearly identified by the law, but it gives police officers license to choose when and where to enforce the law. The councilman pretty much admits it’s not something that’s going to be actively, evenly enforced and giving the police a vague rule to enforce as they choose and/or in response to complaints sounds like a situation waiting for abuse.

  7. arielladrake
    arielladrake January 11, 2008 at 8:08 pm |

    The profane literature bit just keeps giving me an image of the cops breaking up reading groups at the pub.

  8. La Lubu
    La Lubu January 11, 2008 at 8:18 pm |

    What the fuck, Chuck?!! This has gotta be one of the signs of the coming apocalpse, right?

    In the meantime, FUCK St. Charles. Drink in St. Louis!!

  9. Rxl
    Rxl January 11, 2008 at 10:11 pm |

    Eddie Izzard: “and soon no drinking and no talking.”

  10. Bruce
    Bruce January 11, 2008 at 10:46 pm |

    Indecency – both verbal (bitching about one’s boss/spouse/life) and physical – is one of the main things driving people to bars. It would be easier to bar booze from bars.

  11. preying mantis
    preying mantis January 11, 2008 at 10:48 pm |

    “I can easily see this applying to just straight-up blue-collar bars as well.”

    The article tags the area of intended enforcement as “historic, downtown.” 5′ll get you 10 that that’s code for “racial underclass of choice.” I’d also like to see what non-religious basis they have for banning “profane” speech and literature.

  12. fishbane
    fishbane January 12, 2008 at 12:26 am |

    Gads. Next they’ll ban random drunken hookups that you feel empty about the next day.

    I wonder what the fine for that would be… perhaps mitigated for straight folk who screw up (ahem) the contraception?

  13. Rosehiptea
    Rosehiptea January 12, 2008 at 5:20 am |

    The profane literature bit just keeps giving me an image of the cops breaking up reading groups at the pub.

    All right, pal, hand over that copy of Lady Chatterley’s Lover and follow me!

    (OK, so I was just listening to Tom Lehrer’s song “Smut!” today.)

    Seriously, this is pretty ridiculous. Besides that it seems to be meant to target bars on at least a classist basis if nothing else (not that I don’t buy that there are racial ideas here too), who the hell expects a bar to be safe from swearing?

  14. Amber
    Amber January 12, 2008 at 9:11 am |

    The proposal would ban indecent, profane or obscene language, songs, entertainment and literature at bars.

    Alternate headline for the article: St. Charles Bans Fun.

  15. koshka
    koshka January 12, 2008 at 10:26 am |

    Sadly, I live in St. Charles. Now this is even more reason for me to get out while I can. However, the fact that they are even thinking about this bill, does not surprise me.

  16. Serafina
    Serafina January 12, 2008 at 1:14 pm |

    Are they going to ban drinking and inept flirting in bars, as well?

  17. imfunnytoo
    imfunnytoo January 13, 2008 at 12:05 am |

    I guess bar owners should just call themselves liquor stores with barstools then…

    Not.

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