She chewed through my phone cord, so I’ve been without internet all day. I finally borrowed a phone cord from the neighbor.
She runs at the desk chair and takes a flying leap at the back of it, then proceeds to spin around in circles.
She has stopped sucking my ear, but now she likes to wake me up by licking my lips.
She sits on my head.
She chases toes.
She aggressively tries to steal pieces of pepperoni from my pizza.
She comes running whenever she hears water running, then tries to stick her face in the faucet. She watches me take showers, then sits in the drain to watch the water go away.
She got ahold of my headphones while they were still attached to the iPod, and was dragging them through the house.
She chewed through my fucking phone cord!