Ostrich feathers, anyone?

by Jill on 1.20.2008 · 11 comments

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Cribs, 80s-style.

Plus I want her gold gown. I need her gold gown:

Part II:

So amazingly 1987.

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{ 11 comments }

1 evil fizz 1.20.2008 at 9:20 pm: Jill, I had no idea you aspired to be a metallic mermaid. =)
2 Gauri 1.21.2008 at 12:39 am: Oh my. I love this video. I want to teleport into a closet.
3 brandann 1.21.2008 at 1:18 am: that hurt my soul a little…
hahaha
4 Tobes 1.21.2008 at 10:17 am: You know what I noticed– she had a more realistic, womanly figure than we’d see today! She had hips and an ass!

Remember how they villified Jennifer Love Hewitt? Imagine what they’d do to this poor woman.

All that aside, this video really is hysterical— it’s like she’s modeling the wardrobe from Dallas!
5 She-cago 1.21.2008 at 2:36 pm: WELL HELLO!!!!

Spinach lettuce anyone? lol
6 Roxie 1.21.2008 at 4:49 pm: Wait, wait….Sugar causes wrinkles?!
7 Lizard 1.21.2008 at 5:28 pm: Wait, wait….Sugar causes wrinkles?!

Apparently, but I figure the puffiness from the salt will just cancel them out!
8 Mary T 1.21.2008 at 6:29 pm: Okay, you must — MUST — see Brenda’s NEW(ish) video. You won’t be disappointed. It’s actually her doing the voice-over. She must just be…an experience…in person.

http://www.brendadickson.com/brendaback.html

(There are also a few Welcome to My Home parodies online which are pretty hysterical, but really nothing can be weirder than Brenda herself.)
9 cjr 1.21.2008 at 11:04 pm: Wait, don’t they club baby lip seals?
10 wall-flower 1.22.2008 at 12:01 am: Hilarious. In case anyone was wondering, “Fashion is something that is acquired by looking at a lot of different fashion.” I like the way it’s supposed to be teaching you something, but she never says what we’re supposed to learn. “I like this dress. It’s sexy.” “Even the shoes are different.” Different from what? Love it.
11 maatnofret 1.22.2008 at 2:34 am: Wow. She wears a LOT of makeup. I remember the “embalmed” look being really in in the late 80’s. And that Rhoda Pirate outfit is just too much.