Comments on: Feministe’s Next Top Troll, Season 2

By: Feministe » Feministe’s Next Top Troll: Season 2 Finale

Feministe » Feministe’s Next Top Troll: Season 2 Finale — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:07:29 +0000

[...] that moment you’ve all been waiting for. We started out with twelve contestants. Only three remain. And tonight, we will decide who will become Feministe’s Next Top [...]

By: ThickRedGlasses

ThickRedGlasses — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 02:48:54 +0000

This is probably too late in the thread to matter, but Roy Mustang’s “poem” is actually a song from a sketch on Conan, where the ghost of an old country singer appears, tells Conan that he was murdered and doesn’t know why, and then sings a bunch of his songs, which are all really offensive.

Everything about Conan matters! How can someone be both a Conan fan and an asshole? Damn you, Roy Mustang!!!

By: prairielily

prairielily — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 04:02:45 +0000

A day has passed, and now I’m a little sad that I voted for huge banana. Cutting Up Hookers has so much invested in being better than all the boys! And we’re just going to let her not win. How will she validate herself if she’s not better than the boys at being a troll?

The poor, poor thing…

By: Lala

Lala — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:52:49 +0000

As a veteran troll connoisseur I will have to say that HOOKERS ARE FUCKING THE WORST FORM OF FEMINISM EVER has made my day, if not my week.

By: Cathexis

Cathexis — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:32:54 +0000

Huge.Banana (compensate much?) is right: We shall never be his equals.

Unless we suffer some debilitating head injury, of course. ;-D

By: Lorelei

Lorelei — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:17:17 +0000

i voted for anand because his beautifully reasoned conclusion about the military made me LOL.

By: Cait

Cait — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:58:40 +0000

Is it just me, or does fuckyou@yourass.com‘s sound too much like a finely tuned, overly detailed sexual fantasy to truly be just your average troll comment? He probably waited for DAYS for the right time to share his dreams with us! How flattering!

By: Morganna

Morganna — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:33:20 +0000

I picked Roy Mustang, in part because he has sullied the good name of my favorite character from Full Metal Alchemist…but also for his interesting brand of poetic assholeitude.

By: K

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:41:00 +0000

I voted Andrew S. He sounds like a tortured artist – and if he comes near me he certainly will be!

(Disclaimer: I do not condone violence or torture of either gender).

By: Rev. Bob

Rev. Bob — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 23:27:25 +0000

TexxDude. almost made it for me. He’s got misogynist asshole covered, and being a Christofascist and neoconfederate were nice touches, But saying “you people that read this site ” instead of “you dikes that read this site puts him out of the medals. I’ll have to go with the boobs guy.