Comments on: Feministe’s Next Top Troll: Season 2 Finale

By: Nic

Nic — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:26:45 +0000

I voted for #3 just because of how upset it made me personally.
Signed,
A Former Sex Worker (Who luckily never had anyone try to “Cut her up”, and fuck you for suggesting I should be dismembered, you fucking shit.)

By: Cruella

Cruella — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:18:29 +0000

I’m so jealous, the best I’ve had for ages was a bit of a you-just-need-a-damn-good-seeing-to and some female journo from the Sunday Times claiming I was “too intellectual to brush my hair” (I’m not sure that’s even an insult!). Those three must have a combined penis length measured in nano-milimetres. Thanks for linking to me the other day by the way (on US defense contractors), I had a little boost in traffic and it cheered me up no end.

By: ThickRedGlasses

ThickRedGlasses — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 18:08:22 +0000

“But who will take care of your cat?” and “sisterhood of the damned” always makes me laugh. People who try to sound smart because they know that what they’re really saying is so stupid always makes me laugh.

By: Cola Johnson

Cola Johnson — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:51:18 +0000

The third one is just depressing. The second one actually disturbed me a little. Maybe it was the comment about the cat, because I actually considered him when I thought about killing myself. Ouch, man. Either he’s reading my mind, or he had the same thoughts.

By: pink daisy

pink daisy — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:53:28 +0000

Huge banana 10 has a nice ring to it, and I like the smiley, but it doesn’t quite cut it. Cutting up hookers is just threatening, no fun at all. In the end I went with FuckYou for his faux concern. (The answer to who will feed your cats when you’re dead is – you. At least for a few days ;-) )

In summary, we need better trolls. These aren’t even int the same series as last years winner, tony. Maybe an open trolling day to see if someone will come by?

By: Emily R

Emily R — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:46:18 +0000

what i would like to know is why trolls consistently write in run-on sentences.

By: Butch Fatale

Butch Fatale — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:21:05 +0000

I’m always a sucker for the theologians, though MissPrism makes an excellent point wrt mental imagry.

By: Barbara P

Barbara P — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:46:49 +0000

OMG – I will never get tired of anti-troll humor.

I love this thread!

By: eruvande

eruvande — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:11:12 +0000

After I wiped up the cherry Pepsi that norbizness made me snort onto my monitor, I decided to vote for Cutting Up Hookers. I was impressed with fuckyou’s writing…however, true trolls don’t write that well, and he must be denied.

By: Natalia

Natalia — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:04:13 +0000

I’m really sad that my man, Huge Banana, appears to be losing. I had such high hopes for him. That smiley face alone is priceless.