(2) “Don’t Kill The Whale” — Yes. Anybody else remember the Tormato (that’s Tornado+Tormato for the unitiated) album from 1978? Bad Mother Earthisms from Jon Anderson may have inadvertently spawned Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

(3) “Wasting My Time” — Jimmy Page w/ Chris Farlow. I won’t even bother explaining the rationale for having this on my digital jukebox, nor attempt to reveal its multi-layered awfulness.

(4) “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting” — The Who. A shitty remake of a shitty original. I think I inadvertently left it on from copying the entire Who boxed set, which included this as a bonus track. If by bonus they mean punishment.

(5) “The Legend of Zelda Theme (dance remix)” — Unknown. I just realized that I can’t dance to this at all.

I spent my teen years in Seattle in the 80s. Every weekend night started and ended at Dick’s. My Mix-a-Lot love knows no bounds, and I’m not even sure how “guilty” of a pleasure it is. Thanks for the trip in the Way-Back Machine!

Yay, more Seattle people! I’m from Seattle too, and when I go back home, my posse is still on Broadway :-)

And Dick’s is the best. A Delux, fries and a vanilla shake is heaven.