Thou Shalt Not Kill

by Jill on 11.21.2008 · 8 comments

in Humor, Religion

God gives a press conference.

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1 misstickle 11.21.2008 at 2:09 pm

nice article! But God needs to stop kvetching and get down here and make the violence stop. Also that picture is not God-that is some random white dude. I am as sick of seeing “Him” as I am of seeing Sarah Palin.

2 Alex, FCD 11.21.2008 at 3:23 pm

For the win:

“To be honest, there’s some contradictory stuff in there, okay?” God said. “So I can see how it could be pretty misleading. I admit it—My bad. I did My best to inspire them, but a lot of imperfect human agents have misinterpreted My message over the millennia. Frankly, much of the material that got in there is dogmatic, doctrinal bullshit. I turn My head for a second and, suddenly, all this stuff about homosexuality gets into Leviticus, and everybody thinks it’s God’s will to kill gays. It absolutely drives Me up the wall.”

I also enjoyed God’s implicit endorsement of evolution.

3 givesgoodemail 11.21.2008 at 4:51 pm

I have a pretty good relationship with God (or, as Mr. Carlin used to describe him, “the guy who lives in the clouds”).
My problem is with his kid and his kid’s friends.

4 Rebecca 11.21.2008 at 6:10 pm

givesgoodemail – Jesus is actually kinda neat as well. It’s those people who think they’re his friends.

5 woland 11.21.2008 at 10:23 pm

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”
-Mahatma Gandhi

6 prefer not to say 11.22.2008 at 12:11 pm

What Woland said.

7 Rebecca 11.22.2008 at 6:32 pm

Basically, that.

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