I know you’re been searching for the perfect present, but you can stop now:
The best part of the site are the comments, like this one from “Former M’er”:
I’m so excited. As a former masturbator I plan to get every color. I want everyone to know power of Jesus is stronger than the devil’s urge to purge.
It’s true. Plus Satan gives you hairy palms.
Stolen from J.Val‘s g-chat status.