Comments on: Feministe’s Next Top Troll, March Madness Edition: The BABY-KILLERS Bracket http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2009/03/27/feministe%e2%80%99s-next-top-troll-march-madness-edition-the-baby-killers-bracket/ In defense of the sanctimonious women's studies set. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 07:12:23 +0000 hourly 1 By: Jesse http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2009/03/27/feministe%e2%80%99s-next-top-troll-march-madness-edition-the-baby-killers-bracket/#comment-235875 Jesse Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:41:52 +0000 http://www.feministe.us/blog/?p=12425#comment-235875 Brandon's the clear winner, and I know I'm really late to comment on this entry (and to vote,) but I just wanted to point out the hilariousness in Fitz's comment "a rose by any other name is still just a rose." Because if it were called a cantalope, it would still be called a rose. Amirite? Brandon’s the clear winner, and I know I’m really late to comment on this entry (and to vote,) but I just wanted to point out the hilariousness in Fitz’s comment “a rose by any other name is still just a rose.” Because if it were called a cantalope, it would still be called a rose. Amirite?

]]> By: Niki http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2009/03/27/feministe%e2%80%99s-next-top-troll-march-madness-edition-the-baby-killers-bracket/#comment-234455 Niki Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:01:33 +0000 http://www.feministe.us/blog/?p=12425#comment-234455 Ed's got my vote for not only perverting, but also misquoting, a beautiful line from Shakespeare. Ed’s got my vote for not only perverting, but also misquoting, a beautiful line from Shakespeare.

]]> By: Jenn http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2009/03/27/feministe%e2%80%99s-next-top-troll-march-madness-edition-the-baby-killers-bracket/#comment-234333 Jenn Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:47:59 +0000 http://www.feministe.us/blog/?p=12425#comment-234333 Ooooh, tough choice. But I think Brandon wins it in overtime for his inclusion of "saline burns! it burns!" No, dumbass -- do you see people bursting into flame every time they go for a swim in the Pacific? That being said, @ Lena: "Wait, so, abortion is a rose? Should I get my partner a dozen abortions then?" This comment wins at life. Ooooh, tough choice. But I think Brandon wins it in overtime for his inclusion of “saline burns! it burns!” No, dumbass — do you see people bursting into flame every time they go for a swim in the Pacific?

That being said, @ Lena:

“Wait, so, abortion is a rose?

Should I get my partner a dozen abortions then?”

This comment wins at life.

]]> By: Laurie http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2009/03/27/feministe%e2%80%99s-next-top-troll-march-madness-edition-the-baby-killers-bracket/#comment-234284 Laurie Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:10:35 +0000 http://www.feministe.us/blog/?p=12425#comment-234284 Both of these trolls are lame, but I gotta go with Brandon. The animal rights comparison was boring but I liked the whinging about he lost 1/3 of his possible friends. Both of these trolls are lame, but I gotta go with Brandon. The animal rights comparison was boring but I liked the whinging about he lost 1/3 of his possible friends.

]]> By: ACG http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2009/03/27/feministe%e2%80%99s-next-top-troll-march-madness-edition-the-baby-killers-bracket/#comment-234235 ACG Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:22:40 +0000 http://www.feministe.us/blog/?p=12425#comment-234235 Is it just me, or was Brandon obliquely suggesting that we would eat fetuses if we didn't eat meat? Is it just me, or was Brandon obliquely suggesting that we would eat fetuses if we didn’t eat meat?

]]> By: William http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2009/03/27/feministe%e2%80%99s-next-top-troll-march-madness-edition-the-baby-killers-bracket/#comment-234170 William Mon, 30 Mar 2009 07:28:21 +0000 http://www.feministe.us/blog/?p=12425#comment-234170 Helpful hint: if you can burn it to death with a saline solution, a neutral solution that you can put in your goddamn eyes, it wasn't a person. Helpful hint: if you can burn it to death with a saline solution, a neutral solution that you can put in your goddamn eyes, it wasn’t a person.

]]> By: Liz http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2009/03/27/feministe%e2%80%99s-next-top-troll-march-madness-edition-the-baby-killers-bracket/#comment-234040 Liz Sun, 29 Mar 2009 15:18:53 +0000 http://www.feministe.us/blog/?p=12425#comment-234040 I'm an undecided voter on this one, but I do have a comment about Brandon. Perhaps 1/3 of the fetii he created have been aborted? They were his 'future children' so that's how he knows he could have been their friend. I’m an undecided voter on this one, but I do have a comment about Brandon. Perhaps 1/3 of the fetii he created have been aborted? They were his ‘future children’ so that’s how he knows he could have been their friend.

]]> By: Jubilation T. Cornpone http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2009/03/27/feministe%e2%80%99s-next-top-troll-march-madness-edition-the-baby-killers-bracket/#comment-234012 Jubilation T. Cornpone Sun, 29 Mar 2009 07:20:20 +0000 http://www.feministe.us/blog/?p=12425#comment-234012 Brandon FTW. I like the assertion that we "have to eat meat to sustain ourselves". So are vegetarians imaginary, or do they just not know they're dead yet? Brandon FTW.

I like the assertion that we “have to eat meat to sustain ourselves”. So are vegetarians imaginary, or do they just not know they’re dead yet?

]]> By: Ben http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2009/03/27/feministe%e2%80%99s-next-top-troll-march-madness-edition-the-baby-killers-bracket/#comment-234005 Ben Sun, 29 Mar 2009 06:40:56 +0000 http://www.feministe.us/blog/?p=12425#comment-234005 Brandon's is more inane, but Ed gets my vote because of the totally nescient and inappropriate analogy/half-allusion. Brandon’s is more inane, but Ed gets my vote because of the totally nescient and inappropriate analogy/half-allusion.

]]> By: chingona http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2009/03/27/feministe%e2%80%99s-next-top-troll-march-madness-edition-the-baby-killers-bracket/#comment-234002 chingona Sun, 29 Mar 2009 04:30:24 +0000 http://www.feministe.us/blog/?p=12425#comment-234002 I was going to vote for Brandon, but seeing as everyone else is voting for Brandon, I'm voting for Ed. I'm a sucker for an underdog. I was going to vote for Brandon, but seeing as everyone else is voting for Brandon, I’m voting for Ed. I’m a sucker for an underdog.

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